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    20 Ridiculous Complaints made by holidaymakers

    Title says it all, really. Check the URL in the first post...

    Also check the 2nd link for 20 stupid questions asked by tourists...

    :-)

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    haha brilliant

    The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

    You would doubt if half of these were legit but I can say they prob are since I personally have dealt with a similar complatint to....

    We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

    Banned

    A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who … A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".



    Luckily I'm hung like a donkey. The Elephant would have been the one making the complaint!

    Original Poster

    My 2 personal favourites from the stupid questions link are:

    "Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?"

    and


    "Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?"
    (Asked a tourist at Whitby Abbey, North Yorkshire)

    Quality!

    just shows what real braindeads are let out into the community lol lol, i used to work at kfc and a woman ordered a bucket of chicken then demanded to see the manager! complaint was there was bones in the chicken!!!!!!!!!

    Had a friend who was diving instructor like me and was asked by American lady if she started at one end of the island how long would it take to swim underwater to other end she thought islands floated !

    "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

    Brilliant!!!

    v.good

    haha people can't really be that stupid.... can they?

    These are great, good find. Why can't we just kill thick people? ;-)

    "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does … "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."



    lol love stuff like this...anyone got anymore links of daft quotes or whinges?

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    kungfu;4691910

    lol love stuff like this...anyone got anymore links of daft quotes or … lol love stuff like this...anyone got anymore links of daft quotes or whinges?



    It's not exactly the same, but this is one I read many years ago. The Jury's out on whether it actually happened, but judging by some of the complaints made to travel agents I would have to concede anything is possible!

    snopes.com/bus…asp
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