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    20 years of marriage-joke of the day

    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
    the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite
    some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
    began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her
    shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping
    just over her lower stomach.



    He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
    the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
    her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner
    thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in
    the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and
    became silent.



    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
    voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



    He said, "I found the remote".

    16 Comments

    that joke also works with "after 5 years of marriage"

    Original Poster

    Not just me then:?

    Great that was funny!!

    lol thanks!!

    Original Poster

    TOOLULA;1850827

    Great that was funny!!



    Thank you, you are too kind

    Lol Very Funny

    Hehehe

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    surfer90;1850774

    that joke also works with "after 5 years of marriage"



    "After 4 minutes of marriage"

    You're getting better skusey!

    LOL, like that 1.

    :-D:-D

    loll .

    Banned

    Excellent! So true!:oops:

    how graphic!

    very funny-partner laughed too (wonder why?)

    Tee Hee
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