21 wonderful uses for vodka!!!!!!!!!

    Well....what do ya know!

    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes...

    10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON'T SWALLOW!)

    12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

    13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

    14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a coffee filter, massage into your scalp and dry.

    15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

    16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

    17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    18.. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

    20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

    And, my personal favorite...

    21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle upside-down and drink it. Then nothing else will matter anyway!


    Surgical spirit will do the same if not better job than the first 20 at a fraction of the price, leaving you more time (and money) for number 21!!!

    Number 21 is the only one worth remembering!!!

    or just save it and then drink it all

    agree with dean, vodkas an expensive disinfectant... all

    what a waste of vodka lol !! JUST DRINK IT

    Original Poster

    yes BUT most ppl will probably have vodka in the house but not surgical spirit me always have vodka here

    i have some under the bed
    like every 16 year old does

    Original Poster

    lmao pikachu 4.50 a bottle from aldis huh

    i go for the good stuff.

    Try finding out what you can fo weith Vinegar! that way you sav ethe Vodka for number 21!!!

    MY Fave


    The first 20 are a complete waste of vodka, it's quite sad :(.

    I may have to pass the foot smelly one onto my dad tho!

    we used to recycle the empty absolut vodka bottles to store cold water in the fridge.


    we used to recycle the empty absolut vodka bottles to store cold water in … we used to recycle the empty absolut vodka bottles to store cold water in the fridge.

    doesnt your water then have a hint of sweden?

    yes cold and fresh lol.
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