Found 18th Mar 2008
The THREE BEARS story updated!

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...


Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
'For God's sake, how many times
do I have to go through this with you two idiots?'

She continues:

'It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and then put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.'

She sighs, and continues:

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the damn cat's litter tray, gave them both their food, and refilled their water.

'And NOW that you've BOTH decided
to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
... listen carefully .....
because I'm ONLY going to say this ONCE...




'I HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME
TO MAKE YOUR F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'

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lmao .

:D:D:D:D:D good

No way to talk to your liccle bears http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0051.gif

He he he...like it! :-D

top story, just like our house grrrrrr lol

Made me smile, although in our house...Daddy bear gets up first, daddy bear does the dishwasher, mummy bear has 20 minute shower, daddy bear feeds cubs, daddy bear washes & dresses cubs, daddy bear showers and shaves in 10 minutes, mummy bear complains about state of kitchen, daddy bear takes cub to school and gets to work just in time.

Bad bear day for mummy then!

AS- thought I'd find an amusing pic for daddy bear and googled 'daddy bear'!!!!!!
I am so easily shocked

chesso;1740576

Bad bear day for mummy then!AS- thought I'd find an amusing pic for daddy … Bad bear day for mummy then!AS- thought I'd find an amusing pic for daddy bear and googled 'daddy bear'!!!!!!I am so easily shocked



not the planetbears site...couldn't bring myself to click the link...but thanks for that. xx

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Agent_Silver;1738639

Made me smile, although in our house...Daddy bear gets up first, daddy … Made me smile, although in our house...Daddy bear gets up first, daddy bear does the dishwasher, mummy bear has 20 minute shower, daddy bear feeds cubs, daddy bear washes & dresses cubs, daddy bear showers and shaves in 10 minutes, mummy bear complains about state of kitchen, daddy bear takes cub to school and gets to work just in time.



LOL :lol::lol::lol: Don't you think you're being a bit indulgent though, taking a whole 10 minutes to shower and shave!!!
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