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    3 items to freak out the checkout assistant

    Anyone know how to find a post from quite some time ago? It was a very funny post about what 3 items to purchase to freak out the checkout operator. It might have been up to two years ago. Can you go this far back? Thank you for anyone who can help.

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    condoms, rope and a lighter

    They are my 3 items

    Can you remember what the items were?

    condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazine


    although was probably condoms, squirty cream and ky jelly

    Original Poster

    jah128;5219339

    Can you remember what the items were?



    Not offhand. Loads of people posted giving their three items. Will try to remember some.

    There ]this, don't think its the one though...

    Original Poster

    corriessvk;5219354

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/207144/freak-out-the-cashier/



    Thank you. That is the one. H&R.

    LJM;5219389

    Thank you. That is the one. H&R.



    thanks. glad i could help.

    Balaclava, Knife, Duck Tape... :w00t:

    Saw, spade and bin liners

    I know! I know!

    Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a machine-gun!

    :thinking: No wait .... they don't sell those items at Tesco, do they?

    Back to the drawing-board.

    Rope, alcohol, and siccors

    DIVA1977;5219345

    condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazinealthough was probably condoms, … condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazinealthough was probably condoms, squirty cream and ky jelly


    Dont forget to go to a bloke cashier and wink at him ;-)

    Shambolic;5219486

    Balaclava, Knife, Duck Tape... :w00t:


    I like it...

    kemo;5219531

    Saw, spade and bin liners


    I doubt most the idiot cashiers would even look twice though...

    Liddle ol' me;5219544

    I know! I know! Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a … I know! I know! Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a machine-gun!:thinking: No wait .... they don't sell those items at Tesco, do they?Back to the drawing-board.


    If they do sell them what tesco you been shopping at? :w00t:

    ill go for:
    Camera
    Rope
    Blindfold
    (could be kinky or dangerous...or kinkly dangerous!)

    rope
    a shovel
    a bag of lhyme

    :thumbsup::roll:

    cucumber ky jelly french maids uniform
    GONE SHOPPIN BRB!

    duct tape gasoline rope

    razors, packs of paracetamol and a bottle of water

    hacksaw, alcohol painkillers

    Lube, torch and turkey baster :w00t:

    Rope, Stationary Set, Stool !!!

    chicken dippers, chips, cola

    Wyke Farms TNT Cheddar Cheese used to be produced to look like sticks of dynamite until they rebranded it. So, 10 or so packs of cheese...
    http://content.expressen.se/blog/64/98/60/grovsnus/images/dynamite.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/alarm-clock-400.jpghttp://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/duct-tape-roll.jpg
    Now it looks like this: http://www.wykefarms.com/ul/images/our_range_tnt.jpg

    colgate, party rings, freshly squeezed orange juice

    massmail666;5220509

    2 litres of Diet Coke1 Pack of Mento'sCamera:)





    haha :thumbsup:

    repped

    Large Galaxy Bar, Exlax, Anusol !!!

    steve bould's autobiography - belgium buns - 1 x mackrel

    pregnacy test kit, rubber gloves and can of lager
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