3 items to freak out the checkout assistant

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Found 15th May 2009
Anyone know how to find a post from quite some time ago? It was a very funny post about what 3 items to purchase to freak out the checkout operator. It might have been up to two years ago. Can you go this far back? Thank you for anyone who can help.

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condoms, rope and a lighter

They are my 3 items

Can you remember what the items were?

condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazine


although was probably condoms, squirty cream and ky jelly

Original Poster

jah128;5219339

Can you remember what the items were?



Not offhand. Loads of people posted giving their three items. Will try to remember some.

There http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/185078/do-you-need-any-help-packing-and-th/showthread.php?t=185078&page=3, don't think its the one though...

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corriessvk;5219354

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/207144/freak-out-the-cashier/



Thank you. That is the one. H&R.

LJM;5219389

Thank you. That is the one. H&R.



thanks. glad i could help.

Balaclava, Knife, Duck Tape... :w00t:

Saw, spade and bin liners

I know! I know!

Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a machine-gun!

:thinking: No wait .... they don't sell those items at Tesco, do they?

Back to the drawing-board.

Rope, alcohol, and siccors

DIVA1977;5219345

condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazinealthough was probably condoms, … condoms , ky jelly and gay life magazinealthough was probably condoms, squirty cream and ky jelly


Dont forget to go to a bloke cashier and wink at him ;-)

Shambolic;5219486

Balaclava, Knife, Duck Tape... :w00t:


I like it...

kemo;5219531

Saw, spade and bin liners


I doubt most the idiot cashiers would even look twice though...

Liddle ol' me;5219544

I know! I know! Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a … I know! I know! Dynamite, a box of hand grenades and a machine-gun!:thinking: No wait .... they don't sell those items at Tesco, do they?Back to the drawing-board.


If they do sell them what tesco you been shopping at? :w00t:

ill go for:
Camera
Rope
Blindfold
(could be kinky or dangerous...or kinkly dangerous!)

rope
a shovel
a bag of lhyme

:thumbsup::roll:

cucumber ky jelly french maids uniform
GONE SHOPPIN BRB!

duct tape gasoline rope

razors, packs of paracetamol and a bottle of water

hacksaw, alcohol painkillers

Lube, torch and turkey baster :w00t:

Rope, Stationary Set, Stool !!!

chicken dippers, chips, cola

Wyke Farms TNT Cheddar Cheese used to be produced to look like sticks of dynamite until they rebranded it. So, 10 or so packs of cheese...
http://content.expressen.se/blog/64/98/60/grovsnus/images/dynamite.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/alarm-clock-400.jpghttp://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/duct-tape-roll.jpg
Now it looks like this: http://www.wykefarms.com/ul/images/our_range_tnt.jpg

colgate, party rings, freshly squeezed orange juice

massmail666;5220509

2 litres of Diet Coke1 Pack of Mento'sCamera:)





haha :thumbsup:

repped

Large Galaxy Bar, Exlax, Anusol !!!

steve bould's autobiography - belgium buns - 1 x mackrel

pregnacy test kit, rubber gloves and can of lager
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