30 Things We Have Learned From The Movies

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Found 8th Jul 2008
30 Things We Have Learned From The Movies
1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of
French Bread.
2. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while
scuba diving.
3. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect
hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you
can travel to any other part of the building you want without
4. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have
more ammunition-even if you havent been carrying any before now.
5. Youre very likely to survive any battle in any war
unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your
sweetheart back home.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent
will do.
7. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural
disaster or killer beast, the mayors first concern will be the tourist
trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
9. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be
thrown through it before long.
10. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover
in a passing St. Patricks Day parade-at any time of the year.
11. When paying for a taxi, dont look at your wallet as you
take out a bill-just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always
be the exact fare.
12. Kitchens dont have light switches. When entering a
kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light
13. If staying in a haunted house, women will investigate
any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
14. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but
will always say: Enter Password Now.
15. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their
family every morning even though their husband and children never have
time to eat it.


..............and there's more !

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16. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
17. The Chief of Police will always suspend his star
detective-or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
18. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the
size of Wembley Stadium.
19. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
20. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire
weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century
will have lost this technology.
21. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright
and pant.
22. It is not necessary to say “hello” or “goodbye” when
beginning or ending phone conversations.
23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with
large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
24. It is always possible to park directly outside the
building you are visiting.
25. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the
head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
26. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption, or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
27. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
28. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip
in seconds-unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child
trapped inside.
29. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
30. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that precise moment.
31. Spacecraft in outer space will make a great racket and
explode with a bang, vacuum or no vacuum.

I can go back intime by reading my old diaries (Butterfly effect)

oh dear i dont have diaries

32. When being chased by a knife wielding maniac, it's not always best to run into the woods.



So True!!


You, you my friend, are good lol


29. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

this one made me lol

33. Always go into a gun fight in your vest.

24. It is always possible to park directly outside thebuilding you are … 24. It is always possible to park directly outside thebuilding you are visiting.

Further to this...

34. As there is no crime in the area you are visiting there is no need to remove the keys from the ignition & lock the car when leaving it. The car will still be there (unlocked) when you return.

Love 'em x

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Seen this before... but splendid stuff, glad to see it again!
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