3rd degree burns on my Schlong

33 replies
Found 23rd Mar 2009
Got it caught in the grill at work

Both sides are cooked medium rare

Out of action for a few days

Should i go see a doctor?

33 Comments

Think you should slap a bun on it with a bit of ketchup and go pop that cherry :P

all 3"?

Stealing Bigs joke...

why did ya have it out :thinking:

owlass;4720206

why did ya have it out :thinking:



*resisting the Big Mac "special sauce" gag* . . . . . .

Banned

owlass;4720206

why did ya have it out :thinking:



lol i swear. every post of yours makes me crack a smile...

and yah deano why was it out

McDonalds NEW Promotion Meal

Mcdonalds today released a new promotional meal, the finest in grilled cock(rel) meat.

Dean make sure you dress yours correctly

Seeded Crown
Secret Promo Sauce
Batavia Lettuce
Cock(rel) Patty
Seeded Heel

Warning: Both the bun and Patty may contain Nuts.

DangerGod;4720220

lol i swear. every post of yours makes me crack a smile... and yah deano … lol i swear. every post of yours makes me crack a smile... and yah deano why was it out



Sometimes we run out of Chicken Legend Mayo.

Now you know why it seems to only be men employed in kitchen. :whistling:

Original Poster

Bigpoppaad;4720245

Sometimes we run out of Chicken Legend Mayo.Now you know why it seems to … Sometimes we run out of Chicken Legend Mayo.Now you know why it seems to only be men employed in kitchen. :whistling:



HAHAHAHa omg i wish i had unlimited rep!! we'd be having an orgy lmao

dean3988;4720257

HAHAHAHa omg i wish i had unlimited rep!! we'd be having an orgy lmao



Shame were not at the same resturant.

Bigpoppaad;4720229

McDonalds NEW Promotion MealMcdonalds today released a new promotional … McDonalds NEW Promotion MealMcdonalds today released a new promotional meal, the finest in grilled cock(rel) meat.Dean make sure you dress yours correctlySeeded CrownSecret Promo SauceBatavia LettuceCock(rel) PattySeeded HeelWarning: Both the bun and Patty may contain Nuts.



only 1% meat

ding;4720307

only 1% meat



Depends whose working the shift. If you want lots of meat, probs best to stay away from Dean's shifts. :w00t:

Banned

ding;4720307

only 1% meat



loool

didnt realise md's was doing a new line in grilled prawn

Original Poster

owlass;4720206

why did ya have it out :thinking:



Burgers dont dress emselves ya know!

ding;4720482

didnt realise md's was doing a new line in grilled prawn


Were not, I think your getting confused with the new Plankton range.

you are supposed to use a spatula to flip the burgers you know!

[QUOTE=dean3988;4720483]Burgers dont dress emselves ya know![/QUOTE

Ahem.. My joke dean.

fireheaven;4720525

you are supposed to use a spatula to flip the burgers you know!



I use a spatula and some tongs. =D

Bigpoppaad;4720522

Were not, I think your getting confused with the new Plankton range.



i was meaning it was the size os a prawn

ding;4720586

i was meaning it was the size os a prawn



And i was meaning its the size of plankton.

Bigpoppaad;4720604

And i was meaning its the size of plankton.



let you off, its been a long day

Bigpoppaad;4720531

I use a spatula and some tongs. =D



:giggle: I am sure you do

Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be 3"+

thesaint;4720641

Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed … Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be 3"+



So what do you call under 3" - a schshort?

fireheaven;4720659

So what do you call under 3" - a schshort?



Close, Pronounced

Shh-lawt

Bigpoppaad;4720673

Close, PronouncedShh-lawt



Ahh that's it - lucky I have never had to say it before :roll:

Banned

thesaint;4720641

Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed … Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be 3"+



Wow.... This is a new low.

Stalking in toilets with a tape measure!!!

LMAO at this thread - love it

thesaint;4720641

Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed … Could you change the title of this thread, it's misleading. To be classed as a "Schlong", said member has to be

hahahaha...what were you trying to do at work and I'm sure you could of found nicer places to stick "it" in. :giggle:

I've heard of some of the funniest stories how guys have had third degree burns having sex with a microwaved melon but now I can add "used tongs to keep it steady, while flipping burgers at work with something that can never be used again" :giggle:

I find this thread quite disturbing http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a038.gif

We were going to maccy d's for tea and now......















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