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    45 things women can't do... FACT!

    1. Know anything about a car except its colour
    * 2. Understand a film plot
    * 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
    * 4. Lift
    * 5. Throw
    * 6. Run
    * 7. Park
    * 8. Read a map
    * 9. Rob a bank
    * 10. Sit still
    * 11. Tell a joke
    * 12. Play pool
    * 13. Pay for dinner
    * 14. Eat a kebab while walking
    * 15. Argue without shouting
    * 16. Get told off without crying
    * 17. Understand fruit machines
    * 18. Walk past a shoe shop
    * 19. Make a decent bacon sandwich
    * 20. Not comment on strangers clothes
    * 21. Use small amounts of toilet paper
    * 22. Let you sleep with a hang over
    * 23. Drink a pint gracefully
    * 24. Get a round in
    * 25. Throw a punch
    * 26. Do magic
    * 27. Like your friends
    * 28. Eat a really hot curry
    * 29. Get to the point
    * 30. Buy plain envelopes
    * 31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
    * 32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm
    Cold "
    * 33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
    * 34. Avoid credit card debt
    * 35. Dive into a pool
    * 36. Assemble furniture
    * 37. Set a video recorder
    * 38. Not try to change you
    * 39. Watch a war film
    * 40. Understand why flirting results in violence
    * 41. Spend a day by themselves
    * 42. Go to the toilet by themselves
    * 43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
    * 44. Choose a video quickly
    * 45. Get this far without having argued with at least 1
    of the above

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    So agree with number 45 except i'd like to change the 1 to about 30!!


    Hiya nikki!!

    nikkib123;2665203

    Hiya babe xxxxxxxxxxxxx



    Long time no type!!
    Howz the littlen?

    30) what other kind of evelopes are there?

    36) i always get that job and i do it very well thank you!

    41) do that frequently! since as........

    33) i dont have that many!

    you fail on many levels

    i must say 45 is quality, BUT and yes i am bout 2 argue lol not all are correct maybe at least 30 of em LOL

    >Go 24 hours without sending a text message

    That is far too long.

    Maybe 2 hours is more like it.

    46. Multitask.

    They'll tell you otherwise, of course. But throw them any sort of challenge that requires two independant thought processes, eg. simultaneously talking and making sense, or driving and watching where going, and they'll soon expose the true feebleness of their abilities.

    Number 38 is a classichttp://www.comicguide.net/images/smilies/lol1.gif

    No. 32............. spot on!!!!

    But that's absolutely everything!! :w00t:
    You're saying that women do nothing right, so how come you can't live without us! :whistling:
    Hope you enjoyed your holiday Skusey.

    Original Poster

    chesso;2665769

    But that's absolutely everything!! :w00t: You're saying that women do … But that's absolutely everything!! :w00t: You're saying that women do nothing right, so how come you can't live without us! :whistling:Hope you enjoyed your holiday Skusey.



    coz men cant iron, very nice holiday thanks chesso:thumbsup:
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