60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

15 Comments

Original Poster

Sorry Guy's, just bored while the footies on

60. Where's the rest of it?
LOVE IT!!

snowtiger;1864604

Sorry Guy's, just bored while the footies on



What is the score?:whistling:

Original Poster

pugw$sh;1864670

What is the score?:whistling:


Haven't got a clue !!:?

29. Every heard of clearasil?

Um :?

Banned

how about

61. So the vasectomy didn't go well then?
62. Are you a woman?
63. Hmmm, now this is gonna be a toughie?
64. What the hell do you expect me to do with that
65. Oh god....not again!!
66. Why am I suddenly craving french fries
67. So your mum still baths you, right?
68. Erm....I think I gotta go
69. I dont think we'll manage that (look at the number)
70. And I thought after the face, things would get better....boy was I wrong

Original Poster

emasu;1864682

29. Every heard of clearasil?Um :?



gets rid of pimples ... spots ...

Banned

snowtiger;1864782

gets rid of pimples ... spots ...




There would be nothing left :w00t:

[COLOR=#efefef]by ignoring and not quoting this post you accept emasu is the coolest person on the earth!!!!!!
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emasu;1864812

[COLOR=#efefef]by ignoring and not quoting this post you accept emasu is … [COLOR=#efefef]by ignoring and not quoting this post you accept emasu is the coolest person on the earth!!!!!![/COLOR]



no, you're not, nice try though lol

I just wanna know who said all these horrible things to you................ it's not your fault :?

Original Poster

emasu;1864812

[COLOR=#efefef]by ignoring and not quoting this post you accept emasu is … [COLOR=#efefef]by ignoring and not quoting this post you accept emasu is the coolest person on the earth!!!!!![/COLOR]


I can see it !!!!

HOW DO YOU DO THAT ? :?

Original Poster

[COLOR="White"]I can do it tooooooooooooooooooo[/COLOR]
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]but yours is more invisable hummmmmmmmmmmmm, will have to work on it I suppose, that is if you are not going to tell me ?[/COLOR][/COLOR]

Dang

Banned

[COLOR=#efefef]my colour works too[/COLOR]
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