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    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    19 Comments

    More than 9 :whistling:

    Original Poster

    shosie;6230700

    More than 9 :whistling:



    :lol:

    Apart from that i agree with you lol

    and? whats the problem tut

    :roll:sooo old! But still good!

    haha I use all those!

    guilty :oops:

    yep i use them all .... aww you poor men

    nice one

    lol, so true :lol:

    actually the most dangerous thing is when they start a sentence with "Ive been thinking....":whistling:

    barky;6230976

    actually the most dangerous thing is when they start a sentence with "Ive … actually the most dangerous thing is when they start a sentence with "Ive been thinking....":whistling:



    Exactly. That's because it's dangerous for women to think.

    I've seen this before but they're all true. :giggle:

    moob;6230993

    Exactly. That's because it's dangerous for women to think.



    lmfao! controversial tho!

    Tinkytayls;6230813

    yep i use them all .... aww you poor men



    You could always make it up to us:-D

    fireheaven;6231640

    Yep use them all except number 2 cos I am quick at getting ready



    What about to undressed...

    "Nothing" sends a shiver down my spine! :-D

    Original Poster

    Trickyjabs;6232645

    "Nothing" sends a shiver down my spine! :-D



    lol

    barky;6230976

    actually the most dangerous thing is when they start a sentence with "Ive … actually the most dangerous thing is when they start a sentence with "Ive been thinking....":whistling:



    hahahahaha :roll:
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