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    A bridge over troubled water .................

    A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when

    suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the

    Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,

    I will grant you one wish.'



    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can

    ride over anytime I want.'



    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to

    reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would

    require! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.



    To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time

    and try to think of something that could possibly help mankind.'



    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord,

    I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know

    how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the

    silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says

    nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy' .



    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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    Lol i Like it! Wait to see if you get any stick!

    U met my missus then!!!!

    :-D

    Cheers

    good one , snowtiger :thumbsup:

    brilliant....:-D

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    Snow tiger, Therapy rates are £30 for the first hour and then £15 for any subsequent hour in the same period

    Special dispensation can be made by the analyst during the first ourt if deemed necessary

    BTW, Loved the racoon!!!!!

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    Snow tiger, Therapy rates are £30 for the first hour and then £15 for any … Snow tiger, Therapy rates are £30 for the first hour and then £15 for any subsequent hour in the same periodSpecial dispensation can be made by the analyst during the first ourt if deemed necessaryBTW, Loved the racoon!!!!!


    :w00t::-D:-Dlol:):p

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