A businessman met a beautiful girl

14 replies
Found 26th Oct 2009
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
with
her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her
that he
did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a
cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
the
whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send
a
cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending
the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under
the
impression that:

1 - it had never been occupied;
2 - there was plenty of heat; and
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for
$250
with the following note:

"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment
to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if
you
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present
landlady.

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[COLOR="Red"]I can't be bothered to read all of that.
Cliffs????[/COLOR]

/man meets proz

/man pays half

/proz makes man pay full amount.

/thread.

Banned

Where do you get hookers for £500? Mine charge £1k minimum

ClarityofMind;6694688

/man meets proz/man pays half/proz makes man pay full amount./thread.



precis queen!

ClarityofMind;6694688

/man meets proz/man pays half/proz makes man pay full amount./thread.



[COLOR="Red"]Thanks. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]

lumoruk;6694751

Where do you get hookers for £500? Mine charge £1k minimum



with or without vat?

lumoruk;6694751

Where do you get hookers for £500? Mine charge £1k minimum



You must get your fiance register in HUKD :thumbsup:

barky;6694753

precis queen!



I'll do you a quickie anytime darlin :w00t:;-)

Marina;6694802

You must get your fiance register in HUKD :thumbsup:



I lol'd!!

Surely not even Lumor would go that far!!

ClarityofMind;6694808

I'll do you a quickie anytime darlin :w00t:;-)




oooh smooth talking essex girl:p

barky;6694847

oooh smooth talking essex girl:p



lmao... ten cents for that gourd you must be MAD

youtube.com/wat…7Rg

ClarityofMind;6694859

lmao... ten cents for that gourd you must be … lmao... ten cents for that gourd you must be MADhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7K4VM_7Rg



and a monty python fan too-could you be more perfect??

barky;6694911

and a monty python fan too-could you be more perfect??



I'm working on it ;-)

awesome:w00t:
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