A chav goes to the council to register for child benefit......

Found 10th May 2009
How many children? asks the council worker.
10" replies the girl.
10? says the council worker What are their names?
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne.
Doesnt that get confusing?
Naah... says the girl its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY,
or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...
What if you want to speak to one individually? says the perturbed
council worker.
That's easy, says the girl...I just use their surnames.

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haha. hilarious

:giggle:

lolll

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chavette!!

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Chav?
That was my ex!
The tart from Barrow.

the flaw there is you dont go to the council to claim child benefit :lol:

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loupomm;5172723

the flaw there is you dont go to the council to claim child benefit :lol:



where do they go then out of interest ?

Child Benefit offices used to be based in Newcastle. Usually have baby,get a form online or they usually in the Newborn baby freebie packs,fill them in,get the birth certificate in with it, and send it off.

casparwhite;5172742

where do they go then out of interest ?



as below, im sure i was given the details when i registered my first, then the others i just called them to add them on, sending the birth certificates in for proof, nothing to do with the council :thumbsup:

Mum2Connor&Cerys;5172777

Child Benefit offices used to be based in Newcastle. Usually have … Child Benefit offices used to be based in Newcastle. Usually have baby,get a form online or they usually in the Newborn baby freebie packs,fill them in,get the birth certificate in with it, and send it off.

Why do they pay less for each additional child,why they worth less than the 1st, don't get it.

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loupomm;5172794

as below, im sure i was given the details when i registered my first, … as below, im sure i was given the details when i registered my first, then the others i just called them to add them on, sending the birth certificates in for proof, nothing to do with the council :thumbsup:



it is to do with the council as it comes off their individual council budgets same as council tax and jsa

casparwhite;5172831

it is to do with the council as it comes off their individual council … it is to do with the council as it comes off their individual council budgets same as council tax and jsa



:roll: ok well claiming it has nothing to do with the council :thumbsup:

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loupomm;5172900

:roll: ok well claiming it has nothing to do with the council :thumbsup:



where else you gonna claim it from other than the council who are the only ones that can allocate it?

casparwhite;5172933

where else you gonna claim it from other than the council who are the … where else you gonna claim it from other than the council who are the only ones that can allocate it?



you gotta be kidding?

the child benefit office,it is not allocated by the local council


direct.gov.uk/en/…775

Once you've completed your claim form, send it along with the certificate, to:
Child Benefit Office (Washington)
Freepost
NEA 10463
PO Box 133
Washington
NE38 7BR

Why do people always turn every thread into a debate? Can't you just enjoy the joke

The claim form is in the freebie pack of goodies they give you when you give birth, the bounty pack. You just fill it in and send it off once you've registered the birth at local offices ( as you have to enclose the birth certificate too )

Great joke btw jtx

lmao :L

Bhav007;5173060

Why do people always turn every thread into a debate? Can't you just … Why do people always turn every thread into a debate? Can't you just enjoy the joke



**** joke but I agree with the rest of your comment, they just have to suck the fun out of everything :lol:

Haha - Thanks needed a Monday chuckle!!!!

haha absoultely fab joke!!
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