A Christmas cracker

    Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were an
    English guy, a Scottish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
    blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

    The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
    sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright
    red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks:
    The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
    his cheek.

    The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
    That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
    fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek..

    The English guy thinks:
    That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark, she tried
    to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    And the Scottish guy thinks:
    I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English cu*t


    lol class

    Lol, good one!
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