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A conversation with a teenager-you couldnt make this up!!

Found 16th May 2010
Can any parents relate to this? 17 year old had told us he didnt want to come on holiday with us and was going with friends. So mrs barky and I are about to finalise our holiday plans,so over lunch the following conversation took place.

mrs barky"right,jordan,we need to know your plans so we can book our holiday-are you still going away with your friends?"

jordan"oh,yes,all booked,I forgot to tell you"

mrs barky"when are you going?"

jordan"err,cant remember exact dates"

mrs barky"but we need to know exact dates so someone is here to look after the dogs"

jordan"will get the dates after lunch"

mrs barky"where are you going?"

jordan"err,cant remember"

mrs barky"well,is it abroad or in britain?"

jordan"it was either cornwall or lanzarote"

mrs barky"how much is it costing each?"

jordan"err,it was either 100 or 600 each"

at this point mrs barky loses plot and sends him to call his friend to find out details-and he doesnt know EITHER!

now trying to get hold of another of the friends who actually booked this thing to find out!

utter madness!

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wt the hell lol... definitely smoking summing hhaah

Teenage boy lol :w00t:

Teenage girl would have packed already ;-)

hahaha, good luck!!

Banned

maybe send him to school?

instead of having him looking after the dogs 24/7 its starting to show:lol:

LMAO ,thts funny !

its going to be lanzarote but he will say its cornwall and come back with a tan and a new girlfriend lol

choc1969;8619591

Teenage boy lol :w00t:Teenage girl would have packed already ;-)



100% true !! :lol:

hes probably not going anywhere just doesnt want to go on holday with his parents so he can have a free house while use are gone

Please don't tell me he's paid for it himself...worst teenager ever, doesn't he understand that's what parents are for?!

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angelfairee;8619642

Please don't tell me he's paid for it himself...worst teenager ever, … Please don't tell me he's paid for it himself...worst teenager ever, doesn't he understand that's what parents are for?!



apparently one of the other boys parents has paid the bill when they booked and they have to pay her their share(which we will be paying)-the fact that it is "either 100 or 600 each" is a tad worrying!

he really lives in a world of his own!

angelfairee;8619642

Please don't tell me he's paid for it himself...worst teenager ever, … Please don't tell me he's paid for it himself...worst teenager ever, doesn't he understand that's what parents are for?!


for once I agree with you.

bigbob909;8619638

hes probably not going anywhere just doesnt want to go on holday with his … hes probably not going anywhere just doesnt want to go on holday with his parents so he can have a free house while use are gone



he has already invited me to his house party via facebook, so i presume it will be a full house ........ it's ok though mr barky, these parties are always quiet and no attention will be drawn to it via facebook ............. :whistling:

ps - enjoy your holiday ..... :-)

[ ] read any of that

barky;8619661

apparently one of the other boys parents has paid the bill when they … apparently one of the other boys parents has paid the bill when they booked and they have to pay her their share(which we will be paying)-the fact that it is "either 100 or 600 each" is a tad worrying!he really lives in a world of his own!



I think he's making it up! I look forward to receiving my house party invite. Don't worry...I'll look after him

are his mates called kevin and perry and are they really going to ibiza?

Banned

Teenagers, better off talking to the dogs.

bigbob909;8619638

hes probably not going anywhere just doesnt want to go on holday with his … hes probably not going anywhere just doesnt want to go on holday with his parents so he can have a free house while use are gone


+1 ..........

I'm pretty hopeless with holiday details too, but at the very least know what country, month and rough cost.

He's an idiot (no offence).

DragonChris;8619866

I'm pretty hopeless with holiday details too, but at the very least know … I'm pretty hopeless with holiday details too, but at the very least know what country, month and rough cost.He's an idiot (no offence).


:lol:

Banned

With some of the imaginations seen on this forum I think someone could easily make up a story like this!

master_chief;8619900

With some of the imaginations seen on this forum I think someone could … With some of the imaginations seen on this forum I think someone could easily make up a story like this!



talking of imaginations, has you know who been around since asb busted her yesterday? :oops:

smithyp1;8619906

talking of imaginations, has you know who been around since asb busted … talking of imaginations, has you know who been around since asb busted her yesterday? :oops:



I noticed that a certain member had been suspended :thumbsup:

TheJamesS;8619634

its going to be lanzarote but he will say its cornwall and come back with … its going to be lanzarote but he will say its cornwall and come back with a tan and a new girlfriend lol




An STD.
A criminal record.
Someone up the duff.
A broken limb.
A piercing.
A tattoo.
A boyfriend.
A huge hospital bill.

please choose any 3 from the above.

greg_68;8619927

An STD.A criminal record.Someone up the duff.A broken limb.A piercing.A … An STD.A criminal record.Someone up the duff.A broken limb.A piercing.A tattoo.A boyfriend.A huge hospital bill.please choose any 3 from the above.



Only 3? :whistling:

black gerbil1;8619668

[ ] read any of that



And why did you feel the need to tell us that. ******** troll!:x

smithyp1;8619906

talking of imaginations, has you know who been around since asb busted … talking of imaginations, has you know who been around since asb busted her yesterday? :oops:



on her return it turned even more bizarre :giggle:

Barky - that had me laughing!

Banned

forget about further education

Banned

toshapetriji;8620175

forget about further education



clearly:whistling:

Banned

barky;8619661

apparently one of the other boys parents has paid the bill when they … apparently one of the other boys parents has paid the bill when they booked and they have to pay her their share(which we will be paying)-the fact that it is "either 100 or 600 each" is a tad worrying!he really lives in a world of his own!


he;s 17 so just tell him you'll only be giving him what it would of cost if he had come with you maximum.

he'll soon get the details sorted :-D

choc1969;8619591

Teenage boy lol :w00t:Teenage girl would have packed already ;-)



And repacked, and repacked, then realised they need another bag for shoes! :thumbsup:
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