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A cracking tent i think

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can't see the link

Theres no link but the title don't sound good...

Why?

Completely useless mangled tent

Pops up in seconds, takes hours to go down - so should appeal to a man. … Pops up in seconds, takes hours to go down - so should appeal to a man. Fully waterproof except when it rains .Some bits of pole missing , surgeons still removing from my eye and nostrils. Has been abused , stamped on and sworn at. Stinks of chemicals and only seems to work upside down. Fully accessorised with a bag it doesn't fit in,4 lifeless poles,2 pieces of string, a bent tent peg and a wellington boot ( right foot). Part of my leg also included in sale .No lying "easy to assemble instructions"- I shredded them.Buyer must collect - it's not worth the price of the postage. Not sure of make, but resembles a set of dead bag pipes when deflated. A transit van will be required to collect as it wont fold down to fit into anything less. Hours of unimaginable fun to be had with this item. Only for sale as owner giving up camping and taking up drinking.Fed up, depressed, injured and never camping again UNLESS any tent manufacturer out there wanting to donate a tent to me to wishing to prove these things work please contact me.... Please do not click the Buy it Now button and pay via Paypal unless you intend me to spend your money , because seriously it will be gone in a heartbeat- less Paypal fees of course. Price reflects aggravation and injuries suffered . No offers.Please do yourself a favour and don't miss my other listings as this is part of a set.



lol - he's only got 1 - I needed 2
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