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    A crusty old biker goes into a bar.........................

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    A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

    COLD BEER: $2.00
    HAMBURGER: $2.25
    CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
    HAND JOB: $50.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

    The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".




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    lol......

    :giggle: old but funny

    lol x

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    fireheaven;5339611

    :giggle: old but funny



    Whatd'ya mean old? I only just made it up!!! :w00t::w00t::p

    Excellent

    Lol....

    Great joke..! eheh

    nice one

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    massmail666;5340489

    LOL good one but it would be better if he said "Well, wash your hands … LOL good one but it would be better if he said "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger without mayo"



    or a burger without cheese

    lol! good for the old man

    Surely this should be in deals?

    Guv you do you have the address?

    Original Poster Banned

    RedIron;5340844

    Surely this should be in deals?Guv you do you have the address?



    I tried.... but no cashback, so not allowed! :w00t:

    guv;5339653

    Whatd'ya mean old? I only just made it up!!! :w00t::w00t::p



    I wasn't talking about the joke!
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