A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so d own and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

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I'm worried now... lol

rotflamo

Original Poster

starsparkle2311;5004885

Skusey, that was funny:)



christ.........1) I thought you had passed away.
2) You liked my joke.

Need a sit down.

Hella funny

ClarityofMind;5004906

I'm worried now... lol



lololol^

lol
i like your jokes x x x

Original Poster

Angelstar;5004992

lol i like your jokes x x x



hi stalker:thumbsup:

skusey;5005018

hi stalker:thumbsup:



pmsl hi skusey
i'm not stalking you, i just find your jokes funny x x x

Banned

Pmsl.

There are discrepancies in his feeble tale. :w00t:

How can she be very attractive when thin and starving?
How can she be the correct size for the wife's clothes AND boots?
Why would she ask him for a lift?

'Hang on just a minute love

Pfftt!!

:-D:whistling:

Very good :thumbsup:

starsparkle2311;5005326

hi cookie, moved into that flat yet?



Friday :w00t: help me on my deal request thread will you

starsparkle2311;5005426

this is HUKD remember they expect stuff for pennies, worse than ebay dare … this is HUKD remember they expect stuff for pennies, worse than ebay dare I say, very quietly before the lynch mob starts,lol



You've got a pet haven't you? What do you use?

LOL

I thought it was a hint at her being fat with the 'not wanting to eat the enchiladas' and the 'jeans being too tight' till I got to the end.
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