A few short sunday jokes

Found 6th Jul 2008
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends .


What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress


Husband asks , Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies, No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!


Three Feelings:
Whats the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.


Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.


Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .


Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, Im confident. Your friend is also my son, thats confidential!

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v good :thumbsup:
like em!:thumbsup:
W ashing
I roning
F ***ing
E tc

*** = art obviously

WIFEW ashingI roningF ***ingE tc*** = art obviously

Nice and more realistic one!
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