A Fly With No Wings

    Is known as a "Walk".

    Likewise a Fish with no "eye" is Known as a Fsh.


    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still, no idea.

    very old jokes :lol:

    This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

    The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

    The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

    The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

    The guy says "I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

    Q:\ How do cripples make love? A:\ They rub their crutches together

    A man walks down the street...
    On his way, he meets a friend, who happens to have only one arm.
    "So, what are you up to?"
    "I'm going to change a lightbulb."
    "Won't that be difficult, with just the one arm?" "Shouldn't think so, I've got the receipt.
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