A fresh take on the economy

    Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night.

    He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
    To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

    She replied, £200.'

    To the brunette he asked the same question.

    Her reply was £100.

    He then asked the redhead

    Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'


    Original Poster

    Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced,
    "Please prepare for a crash landing!"
    The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady said, "Well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first."
    The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra.
    "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned
    "Well when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first."
    The third lady who was African, not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties.
    "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned.
    "Well they always search for the black box first?"

    Original Poster

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

    Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

    As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

    He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

    I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

    Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

    No,' I replied.

    'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

    So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

    I used to like the little


    P.S. I'm a redhead !!


    :giggle: P.S. I'm a redhead !!

    Natural? ;-)

    Original Poster

    You sure don't look it :-)

    great jokes x x

    Original Poster

    Angel thanks and rep back
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