a game corrupt the wish

For example if I said: I wish I could jump 10 meters

Someone else would say something like: You can jump 10 meters but only once, then you put your wish.

Worth a go, I'll start

I wish I can swim under water for six hours none stop!!

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You wish!

You can swim under water for six hours none stop, but you will forget how to walk.

I wish I could go back in time to a time I specify

Original Poster

You can go back in time, but after you go back in time you can never time travel again.

I wish I could climb up walls like spider-man

Dink!

you can climb up walls like spiderman but ull have a spider head instead of a normal face...eeeew!!

i wish i could skateboard like a pro!

You can skateboard like a pro but your feet are permanently attached to the board.

I wish I could see through walls

u can see through walls but you wont be able to drive again

i wish i could be famous

(does my corruption make sense?!?!?)

You can be famous, but then you'll become best friends with posh spice!

I wish I could be corrupt!

You are corrupt but all of your computers are corrupted.

I wish i lived somewhere warmer

Banned

you can live somewhere hotter but then you'd have to play a **** game like this forever...

i wish my dissertation was finished

Banned

wait what

ur dissertation will be finished but u will fail your degree

i wish i could get a good nights sleep

Banned

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ur dissertation will be finished but u will fail your degreei wish i … ur dissertation will be finished but u will fail your degreei wish i could get a good nights sleep



:cry:

you can get a good nights sleep but you will sleep forever..

i wish i could run faster than a sports car

(imran i bet u do a fab disso and get a awesome deg. classification....!!)

u can run faster than a sports car but you will never be able to afford a sports car!

Original Poster

sorry you got a wish?

I wish i am super strong

damn i forgot the wish!

u can be superstrong but ur real ugly (from all the drug use!)

EDIT: .. did it again....

I WISH i could fly

Original Poster

you can fly but you can never land

I wish I could be a millionaire

you can be a millionaire but you will be sent to jail for tax evasions!

i wish i knew magic

you know magic but you will lose you rabbit from your hat!!!

I wish i could speak every language in the world...

Original Poster

you can speak every language in the world but no one will understand you..

I wish I could be an amazing footballer

you can be an amazing footballer but will only play sunday league football....


i wish i couldnt have wishes corrupted

Banned

you can have your wishes uncorrupted but no one to share them with.

i wish i knew what the point of this game was

Original Poster

you find out but then you find there is no point in this game

i wish i could run at 100 mph

u can run at 100mph but u are one sweaty bloke!

i wish i could sing!

you can sing, but only like an xfactor reject

i wish i had endless wishes

u can have endless wishes but you will wish for endless wishes for each wish

i wish i could spend a day in the shire! hehe

You can spend the day in the shire, but you will have to be a shire horse.

I wish all nice food was non fattening.

u can have all nice non-fattening foods, but you will have to be on a serious diet ...

i wish i didnt have to tolerate humans (lol jk)

you dont have to tolerate humans but you do have to be a cat and live with cats!!!!!

I wish i could go and have a lovely long holiday somewhere nice and warm

You wish you could go and have a lovely long holiday somewhere nice and warm...
but you can only get there by walking and swimming there and back.

I wish I didn't have to go to college tomorrow...

you dont have to go to college tomorrow but you have to be a refuse collector all day instead

I wish i had a hunky chunk of a man here for some hubba hubba lol......

ur hunky chunky man will want to record his hubba dubba, so he can put it on the net with a direct link from HUKD!

i wish i owned an island

You can have your island, but you'll have to live there on your own.

I wish I didn't have a cold

you can have no cold but you need to wear a chilli on your top lip, a frog on your head and seawead under your arms for 3 days.

I wish i had a cleaner.

you can have a cleaner, but she will go through all your drawers (oh er!) and air your dirty linen in public!

I wish I was loved as much as I love:cry:

You can't do nice wishes! Why would we want to spoil them?

Imagine I said "I wish I found the cure for cancer" or "I wish that I could go to Africa to help make a difference"
No one is going to want to spoil them lol

Bless you, i'm touched!:friends:
But who would want a horrible wish?

In this game we can make light hearted wishes that aren't too serious.

I'll carry it on:
I wish that I could have Bernard's watch and pause time...

u can pause time but you'd have to do quantum leaps.

i wish i can buy a castle and a moat right now.
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