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    ~~ A HUKD Novel ~~ (In 5 word contributions)

    We write a novel.

    Each person adds 5 words (per post) to the ongoing narrative.

    To avoid overlap and confusion, you should add your words to the story (i.e. post it all)

    Contribute as many times as you want but obviously not directly after yourself.

    When the thread dies away, I will add the contributions together and post the complete novel - adding a conclusion if necessary.

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    Original Poster

    There once was a woman

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed.

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a

    blackpeppa;4341500

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a



    very very red large nose

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a very very red large nose and a phobia to fish

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish.

    JayBird;4341533

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish.


    He asked her why she

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story,

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears

    Original Poster

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    Liddle ol' me;4342038

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.



    The next morning she got

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round

    Danny_d;4342273

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round



    assmester. This is a kind

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker.

    Danny_d;4342386

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker.

    that pings when you press

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker.that pings when you press



    the large pink thing surrounded

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was

    JayBird;4342431

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.It was



    cheesy, warm and quite bobbly!

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! Just how i like it!

    Original Poster

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense,

    Liddle ol' me;4342513

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a … There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense,



    and enuf about you

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed!

    now this is a story

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams

    Banned

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a

    Original Poster

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

    'Oh Will, u've come for

    a piece of my warm

    Banned

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

    'Oh Will, u've come for a piece of my warm, Exclaimed the calleous little woman

    Original Poster

    There once was a woman who had great dirty callouses which she kept in a fridge next to her bed. Salad Cream, Tomato Ketchup and the faint smell of fish. Her husband unfortunatley had a phobia to fish based women and a Will Smith fetish. He asked her why she was fond of all things dirty when she was so clean, but then Will Smith appeared!

    Now this is a story that could end in tears, but then again, maybe not.

    The next morning she got a very loud knock on her sexy hot big round assmester. This is a kind of new age futuristic knocker that pings when you press the large pink thing surrounded with mash potato.

    It was cheesy, warm and quite bobbly! But enough of this nonsense, Anyway back to the story.

    "It's Will Smith" she exclamed! The man of my dreams. The man who has a very large bank account and a Lamborghini which was also his.

    'Oh Will, you've come for a piece of my warm, exclaimed the calleous little woman. You obviously like apple crumble!
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