A joke! Sorry if its a bit late!!!

    Dan was a single chap living at home with his father and working in the
    family business.
    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
    father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
    One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
    woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an
    ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will
    die, and I'll inherit £20 million.'
    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
    she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


    very clever, like it




    Hehe, nice
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