A joke to (hopefully) cheer some of you up

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Found 20th Dec 2007
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus...

He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that the octopus can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the bar laughs and calls him an idiot.

"Ok, I'll give $10 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A man walks up with a guitar and gives it to the octopus.

The octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar owner pays up.

Another man walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. The trumpet-owner coughs up.

Then Jock puts some bagpipes on the table. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused look.

"Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?"

The octopus looks up at him and says: "Play it? I'm going to shag it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."

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:w00t:

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Is the joke meant to cheer some of us up and make the remainder, that obviously find octopus jokes offensive become disgusted and depressed?

On another note, what bar has three people, one with a guitar, one with a trumpet and one with a bagpipe? You can see why that trio took up drinking.

Good joke by the way, I just wanted someone to talk to.

A Miller walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Blooming hell! I thought I locked that!"

Original Poster

Thank you! So you replied just 'cos you wanted someone to talk to. I don't feel such a loser for posting that now I've pleased someone. But you may think I am when I tell you I was browsing on here: [url]www.buckscoop.com.au/deals[/url] cos I miss our old site!

any idiot knows neither bagpipes or octupus wear pyjamas

:w00t: Quality!

So an octopus finds it as difficult as my husband to get past the pyjamas!!!!

Original Poster

shanecr;1370774

any idiot knows neither bagpipes or octupus wear pyjamas


Ok, but they like tartan :?
[url]youtube.com/watch?v=2_qbMgO0wxM[/url]

Original Poster

And the plural of octopus is octopodes :roll:

It made me giggle :-D

scabbers;1370887

And the plural of octopus is octopodes :roll:



Who is this directed at?:?

Original Poster

Anyone who can be bothered to look!

scabbers;1370957

Anyone who can be bothered to look!



I would have thought it would be octopi!

Original Poster

Well, you know what Thought thought!

thesaint;1370925

Who is this directed at?:?



lol me maybe, i did wonder what it was.
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