A juicy Hello x

I've just had the most boring day at work. Can anyone cheer me up please x

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Hello Just think it's a long weekend now :lol:

;-)where do you live?

hey hun, how ru? i have had the longest day ever today, little one is so full of energy

aww... forget about work, it's the weekend!! :thumbsup:

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oh you guys are lovely. I promote Cat food today for 6 hours and it was so boring ! Kendal

Hiya http://www.identitymultimedia.com/images/juicy.gif

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I work weekends . tomorrow i'm selling slim fast !

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snowtiger;2015921

Hiya



Oh wow xxxxxxxxxx Thank you xxxxxxxxxxx :thumbsup::thumbsup::)

A man goes to the optician's.
“I’ve got to the bottom of your problem sir,” says the optician.
“You are totally colour-blind.”
“Well, that’s a real bolt out of the green,” says the patient.

Evening.

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skusey;2015936

A man goes to the optician's. “I’ve got to the bottom of your problem sir … A man goes to the optician's. “I’ve got to the bottom of your problem sir,” says the optician. “You are totally colour-blind.” “Well, that’s a real bolt out of the green,” says the patient.



:):):)

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Hi all xx Thanks for cheering me up. I need a new job x

A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night, and says to the young girl at the window "Can i have a kitkat chunky"
the girl walks off and returns a few seconds later with a kitkat chunky.
"No" says the man.. "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat ****!

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:-D

apples33;2015949

A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night, and says to the young girl … A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night, and says to the young girl at the window "Can i have a kitkat chunky"the girl walks off and returns a few seconds later with a kitkat chunky."No" says the man.. "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat ****!



:-D

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Passengers were in the gate area waiting anxiously to
board their Air
Jamaica flight to the UK .

The flight crew are now about to board, with the
Co-pilot arriving so
impeccably dressed in his uniform, wearing dark
glasses and with a white
cane finding his way to the gate.

The airline flight attendants explained to the
passengers, that although he
is blind, he is one of the best co-pilots in the
company.

A few moments later, the Pilot arrived. He too was
also
impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark glasses and a
white cane, and he is
being assisted by two flight attendants.
The Representative in charge at the waiting area
assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot
in the company, and
together with the
Co-pilot, they are the most experienced team in the
cockpit.

With everyone on board, the plane is now ready to
embark onto the runway,
ready to take its turn.

Now on the runway, the Air Jamaica flight increases
its speed ready for
take off...more and more the speed is increasing.

Still continuing down the runway the plane does not
take off; it continues
to run but stays on the ground.

By this time the passengers are terrified as they all
realize that the end
of the runway is getting closer and closer, and in an
explosion of general
hysteria, all of the passengers start screaming as if
they are possessed.

At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off.

The Pilot calmly turns to the Co-pilot and says:

"Any day di passenger dem no scream....we salt!!!"

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giggle x

Hiya, am bored also....sulk!

I'm still doing Sainsburys shop,its taking ages cos i'm all various websites and I'm chatting to my friend on yahoo too.

Alcohol is the answer but i dont remember the question

wooo hiya hunny pie

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Hi jennie- Jack and lulu's mammy xx

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loupomm;2016130

Alcohol is the answer but i dont remember the question



lol. Do you have any Vodka ?

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loupomm;2016130

Alcohol is the answer but i dont remember the question



lol. Do you have any Vodka ?:oops:

juicyx;2016201

lol. Do you have any Vodka ?:oops:



fraid not - a bottle of sambouca, a bottle of champagne and tons of some stuff called sabai is all i have in :x

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oh can i have some sambouca please ?

juicyx;2016242

oh can i have some sambouca please ?



yeah i cant stand the stuff

juicyx;2016242

oh can i have some sambouca please ?



Never had it.

Is it good?

tastes of aniseed, reminds me of pernod which i had a bad teenage experience with

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Mum2Connor&Cerys;2016262

Never had it.Is it good?


Yes when you light it . its even better ;-)

hey juicy, u feel better now?

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Leer;2016737

hey juicy, u feel better now?



Yes thank you ! you guys all cheered me up. I had people biting my head off today. They should only bite heads off jelly babies :whistling:

heya ladies!!! just got back from in laws..

juicy...wat can i say..ur avatar (nicknamed licky by me) is gone.... its a sad day

heya jen..uve been quite last few nights

hello leer, hows selena

hello lulusmammy....hows the diet going?

hello mum2.... how are kiddies?

Leer;2016737

hey juicy, u feel better now?



[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]hope u feeling better now.. nasty people deserve to have their own heads bit off ... me thinks! [/COLOR]

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magicbeans;2016781

heya ladies!!! just got back from in laws..juicy...wat can i say..ur … heya ladies!!! just got back from in laws..juicy...wat can i say..ur avatar (nicknamed licky by me) is gone.... its a sad day :(heya jen..uve been quite last few nightshello leer, hows selenahello lulusmammy....hows the diet going?hello mum2.... how are kiddies?



Just gone for the night. My old one will be back tomorrow x Hope your well x:-D

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yellowsticker;2016793

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]hope u feeling better now.. nasty people deserve to … [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]hope u feeling better now.. nasty people deserve to have their own heads bit off ... me thinks! [/COLOR]



I can't or i would get sacked . :?

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[COLOR="Magenta"]Night my friends xxx[/COLOR]

night juicy xxx

night juicy, hey magicbeans, selena ok, trying to potty train her at the mo, patience running thin!!

right im off to watch a film,chat to everyone tomorrow-good night!!x
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