Found 4th Dec 2009
A little riddle: No cheating guys!!!

What is:
Greater than God
More Evil than the devil
Poor People have it
Rich people want it
and if you eat it you'll die

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Nothing

jooxs1981;7103547

Nothing



I'm with the new born.

o o o o i know this one! .................................. Genital Warts

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FatRocker;7103591

o o o o i know this one! .................................. Genital Warts



hahaha

rich people want genital warts?... ew

maybe because its the one thing they cant buy

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i guess this one was too easy for you guys!! i will try harder...:)

Narfette;7103601

rich people want genital warts?... ewmaybe because its the one thing they … rich people want genital warts?... ewmaybe because its the one thing they cant buy



Its all the craze now, blame Jordan and Paris Hilton for that

Why do rich people want nothing?

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hassony;7103672

Why do rich people want nothing?



its more that they want for nothing....i.e. they just buy whatever they want!! they are never left wanting for anything!

bigbruv82;7103690

its more that they want for nothing....i.e. they just buy whatever they … its more that they want for nothing....i.e. they just buy whatever they want!! they are never left wanting for anything!



If thats true, why do VB1 and BG1 come on HUKD to look for bargains then?

Adam2050;7103570

I'm with the new born.



am i the only one that laughed at this?

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another one: no cheating again

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

tea towel?

bigbruv82;7103826

another one: no cheating againWhat gets wetter and wetter the more it … another one: no cheating againWhat gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?



Sponge

towel

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damn you guys are too good...the answer i had was towel...but i supposed sponge works as well...

Well done guys!!

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okay here goes:

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Train?

ok then.............

the man who built it doesnt want it the man who bought doesnt need it the man who needs it doesnt know it.

what is it

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Disco;7103922

ok then.............the man who built it doesnt want it the man who … ok then.............the man who built it doesnt want it the man who bought doesnt need it the man who needs it doesnt know it. what is it



a coffin

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Marina;7103917

Train?



wrong...try again...!!

Disco;7103922

ok then.............the man who built it doesnt want it the man who … ok then.............the man who built it doesnt want it the man who bought doesnt need it the man who needs it doesnt know it. what is it



coffin

bigbruv82;7103949

wrong...try again...!!



Fridge?

A stream. Or a stream train.

Disco;7103922

ok then.............the man who built it doesnt want it the man who … ok then.............the man who built it doesnt want it the man who bought doesnt need it the man who needs it doesnt know it. what is it



A breadmaker. Bought as a gift. Nobody wants the ******.

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hassony;7103966

Fridge?



haha...Fridge??? please explain??

p.s. im liking the avatar!!

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markbloke;7103968

A stream. Or a stream train.



nope!:-D

Nose.

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Adam2050;7104036

Nose.




he's good!!! WELL DONE!! :thumbsup:

[QUOTE=bigbruv82;7103988]haha...Fridge??? please explain??

/QUOTE]

I have no idea where that came from:-D

bigbruv82;7104050

he's good!!! WELL DONE!! :thumbsup:



What do I get?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping he turned left where there was a no left turn sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didnt break any traffic laws. Why not?

pink-ka;7104102

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a … A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping he turned left where there was a no left turn sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didnt break any traffic laws. Why not?



he was walking

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Adam2050;7104065

What do I get?



another riddle!!!!

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hassony;7104161

he was walking



im with hassony!!

hassony;7104161

he was walking



yep, bit to easy that one !

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Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

andymack;7103721

am i the only one that laughed at this?



I laughed too... then concluded it was really cute

bigbruv82;7104208

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?



fire, silly. :?

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ClarityofMind;7104218

fire, silly. :?



you're just too good!!
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