Found 3rd Dec 2014
Just got banned from UK porn. Some of the explanations are pretty funny. I was particularly amused by...

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Ballbusting may be acceptable, depending on the level. OFCOM recommend submitting clips in question for review. It will come down to definition of moderate pain and whether viewers at home are likely to sustain serious injury if they try it at home. Hence ball-yanking is not acceptable; whereas controlled ball stretching is acceptable.

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What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense

It's funny how the government just gave up, they know kids will watch porn so now they going after the porno makers.

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moneysavingkitten

What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense … What the... was he typing this one handed? Most of it doesn't make sense



Why woud he typ on hnded?

miikeyblue

Why woud he typ on hnded?



Maybe I'm wrong about that Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".

Banned

miikeyblue

Why woud he typ on hnded?


nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bazzamone

nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n … nm n n m n b bhgjhjhjn nhmhj bhjhjmhjmmjj mhj n n n n n n nnh n n nb nb n n b b b ttr gt b ghghggghyyyyyggggghyh h h h h h h j iu hj u y y h yu hj u j y h gt h hj u y hy y nh y b y hj h y y h y g y ju y gttuj jy yu n y nhj jju juj jij ij ij ij ij jk kuhkj k h hhh juh kjh h h k hk hk rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Looks like you typed that with your toes X)

Banned

moneysavingkitten

Maybe I'm wrong about that Maybe he's using his phone, while testing … Maybe I'm wrong about that Maybe he's using his phone, while testing out the mobile phone clause, under "Insertion of objects".



http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

Banned

vics219

Looks like you typed that with your toes X)



Well I need both hands

"Just got banned from UK porn..." oO

i'm sorry you've been banned from UK porn Miikey...i hope you find yourself another acting job soon, maybe do some Panto in the meantime

bazzamone




bazzamone



lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile phone bit without gtting suspnded cn't tlk phone's ringing...

bazzamone

Well I need both hands



http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kristin-cavallari-not-really.gif

Banned

moneysavingkitten

lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile … lol, I got it, I jut relly wantd to find a wy to tlk about the mobile phone bit without gtting suspnded cn't tlk phone's ringing...



Hey leave the self loving jokes to the men, thats our job

bazzamone

Hey leave the self loving jokes to the men, thats our job



You can pretend I'm a man if it makes you feel good

Banned

vics219



but I do yeah OK I can do it with 1 but that's like picking up a tree with tweezers.

bazzamone

but I do yeah OK I can do it with 1 but that's like picking up a tree … but I do yeah OK I can do it with 1 but that's like picking up a tree with tweezers.



http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif

Banned

moneysavingkitten

You can pretend I'm a man if it makes you feel good



Im not Miles oO

Don't really think it's a problem... I don't remember seeing water sports and face sitting happening much on eastenders anyways

Article was useless without pictures.:(

We're supposed to live in a free western democracy and now the government is deciding what porn is suitable for us?

...This country is becoming more like Labia every day.

spaceinvader

We're supposed to live in a free western democracy and now the government … We're supposed to live in a free western democracy and now the government is deciding what porn is suitable for us?...This country is becoming more like Labia every day.



as in Lawrence of Alabia? (with Peter O'tool)

Merry Christmas. Not.

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OldEnglish

Merry Christmas. Not.



Sorry to disappoint.

You can still find this stuff on the internet tho. And it doesnt apply to american film.

miikeyblue

Sorry to disappoint.You can still find this stuff on the internet tho. … Sorry to disappoint.You can still find this stuff on the internet tho. And it doesnt apply to american film.



Not all bad news then. Thanks. X)

I wouldnt want to be Ben Dover today!

oh wait maybe i would!

vics219


lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motion
could have been from one of miikeys vids

http://i.imgur.com/bMn2gq1.gif

vics i am shocked

Edited by: "brilly" 3rd Dec 2014

Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.

When I was a kid I used to have to type the digits 5318008 into a calculator..

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john2020md

Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. … Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.When I was a kid I used to have to type the digits 5318008 into a calculator..



At least you had that.

Gotta feel sorry for poor old deeky.

brilly

lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and … lol that gif was loading up in the later portion, no can was visible and in slow motioncould have been from one of miikeys vidsvics i am shocked



brilly, so am I
Edited by: "vics219" 3rd Dec 2014

vics219

brilly, so am I


shocked as in you thought that was the way the gif was supposed to be right? what can?! tut tut

brilly

shocked as in you thought that was the way the gif was supposed to be … shocked as in you thought that was the way the gif was supposed to be right? what can?! tut tut



I have no idea what you're talking about X)

vics219

I have no idea what you're talking about X)


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2921044/shrek-puss-n-boots-o.gif

bazzamone

]Well I need both hands



I don't need any.

miikeyblue

At least you had that.Gotta feel sorry for poor old deeky.

deeky

I don't need any.


Is the Harem well staffed these days then?

No power tools? thats the wife's black and decker going back then!

Oneday77

Is the Harem well staffed these days then?



What harem?

deeky

What harem?



oO

vics219

oO



Don't hate me cos you ain't me

deeky

Don't hate me cos you ain't me



I'll try not to X)
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