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    A Love Letter to you all.....

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    Original Poster

    Shhhhhh!!.......
    Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you....
    ...And you're gonna love it...........
    ........But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........
    ....Then I'm gonna come back up again and screw you for a long time.....






















    Lots of love,
    Petrol prices xx

    Banned

    Ha ha

    [CENTER]:giggle:I must say I really did 'enjoy' reading that one !!! [/CENTER]
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    I bet the girls are loving your post, Harzlter - especially the long time bit. But you can tell us the truth: 4 minutes 20 seconds, right?

    Original Poster

    Liddle ol' me;2609429

    I bet the girls are loving your post, Harzlter - especially the long time … I bet the girls are loving your post, Harzlter - especially the long time bit. But you can tell us the truth: 20 seconds, right?


    Thats more like it!

    Love the letter!

    3/10 for humour.
    6/10 for effort.

    harlzter;2609443

    Thats more like it!



    I wouldn't advertise it!

    Original Poster

    Liddle ol' me;2609451

    I wouldn't advertise it!


    I did try Viagra once but it got stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for days:whistling:

    harlzter;2609624

    I did try Viagra once but it got stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck … I did try Viagra once but it got stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for days:whistling:


    I lol'd:)

    harlzter;2609624

    I did try Viagra once but it got stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck … I did try Viagra once but it got stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for days:whistling:



    black gerbil1;2609626

    I lol'd:)



    Yeah, me too! Haven't heard that one before - if you composed it yourself, you might have a future in stand-up as long as you have a wacky personality to compliment the lines.

    Original Poster

    Liddle ol' me;2609670

    Yeah, me too! Haven't heard that one before - if you composed it … Yeah, me too! Haven't heard that one before - if you composed it yourself, you might have a future in stand-up as long as you have a wacky personality to compliment the lines.


    Unfortunately not my own, its an old one that, i tend to redirect humour towards myself that way no-one can be offended as usually the pivot of a joke is aimed at someone, damn if i was a non-caucasion irish, disabled, lesbian id get away with allsorts! Trouble is my jokes have a tendency to offend as many as they amuse!

    It takes a lot to offend me as many have found to their cost as I can turn an insult back on them as a put down very quickly!!
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