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    A man is in the queue at Tesco's....

    and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

    'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks.

    'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says.

    The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "Are you that bird I went with on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?'

    'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'

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    :giggle:ooooooooohh

    that was already posted here before. next

    Lol!!

    Not bad, still prefer this one even though its sad:
    2 Muffins in an oven, 1 says to the other "crikey its hot in here is'nt it" other one says "ARRGGGH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

    crel2000;1821337

    [QUOTE=masterbrown;1821388]Not bad, still prefer this one even though its … [QUOTE=masterbrown;1821388]Not bad, still prefer this one even though its sad:2 Muffins in an oven, 1 says to the other "crikey its hot in here is'nt it" other one says "ARRGGGH A TALKING MUFFIN!"



    :?

    that one also was said on here before mate!

    Little Boy has lost his mum in Tesco - He goes up to a Security Guard.
    What's your mum like? the security guard says to the little boy
    Vodka and Big ***** replies the little boy!

    I missed them first time round when they were posted here so thanks for that.

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