A Man Walks In To A....

    A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, " I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
    A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "

    A beer please, and one for the road."
    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: " Does this taste funny to you?"
    Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly,
    "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
    "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
    "It's true, no bull!"
    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
    The other says, "Are you sure?"
    The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
    "What! Because he's cross-eyed?"
    "No, because he's really heavy."
    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
    I went to the butchers the other day and bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
    He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
    What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A f sh.
    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,


    A seal walks into a club...

    how do you kill a circus
    go for the jugular
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