A Pole and an Irishman have an interview for a job..................

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Found 5th Jun 2010

Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin .
A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.

When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but weve decided to give the Pole the job."

Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."

Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."

Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"


"Simple. On question number seven the Pole wrote down, 'I dont know.'

You put down, Neither do I."

Inb4 cries of racism from the forum trolls. ;-)

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Nice one Guv.


aren't the poles and irish the same race

Ha ha, I like :thumbsup:

hehe on a role!





afternoon spliffy
Is that a huge spliff or are you just telling everyone that you reply to every one of his posts despite being on ignore? Strong life choice!


aren't the poles and irish the same race

Nope an Irish Dancer is completely different from a Pole Dancer!


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