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    A public service message to help women to better understand men!

    Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a
    coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AA is not an option. I will win.


    Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
    hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another
    man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix
    these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't
    know where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind,
    as a form of holy communion.


    Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and
    take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get
    as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.


    Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the
    store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like
    'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I know, these are the same thing.


    Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist
    on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as
    much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

    Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
    while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show
    looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a
    calculator instead (applies to engineers only).

    Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The
    true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make
    up something else when you ask, so just don't ask.

    Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances
    are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . . . and if you are
    feeling amorous afterwards . . then I will certainly at least remember the
    name and recommend it to others.

    Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you
    were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
    With the belt or without it, looks fine.. It does not make your rear look
    too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and Margaritas that did that. Your
    hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

    Because I'm a man, and this is after all, the year 2008, I will share
    equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
    cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like
    wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.

    5 Comments

    these are great, all so true and sound just like my other half

    yep ... they sound about right :roll:

    You must know my OH!

    How do you know my husband? :-D

    Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what … Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what youwere wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.With the belt or without it, looks fine..



    The wife came into the room about 5 minutes ago and asked 'do these shoes look ok with this skirt', without even looking I said yes :lol:
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