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    A Quick Joke

    The following is an excerpt from a conversation between doctor and patient.....




    Doctor - Well sir, unfortunately i can find no medical reason to explain why you have developed orange coloured genitals, so i'm just gonna ask a few more questions regarding your life style to try to find out whats causing it.


    Patient - OK Doc, Go ahead...


    Doctor - Well firstly tell me about you employment, what do you do?


    Patient - Unfortunately Doc i'm currently unemployed, lost my job about a month ago.


    Doctor - Ahhh, thats most unfortunate sir, sorry to hear about that, well, where do you find yourself on a daily basis then?


    Patient - Mostly at home Doc.


    Doctor - OK, well what do you mostly find yourself doing at home sir??


    Patient - Not much Doc, just relaxin.


    Doctor - How do you relax sir?












    Patient - Well, I guess i mainly find myself eating Wotsits and watching porn.

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    ewwwwwww!

    ok then

    yukkkkkkkkkkkk

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    yech!

    orrible, i got stung by a bee earlier




    £20 for a jar of honey:)

    older than the hills

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    Is this a good award or not?

    JasonMason;5164284

    Is this a good award or not?



    i dont think a dinosaur having a chomp of you is a good award personally :s
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