Found 1st Apr 2008
Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and can't believe she's doing so well but to his suprise sweat is dripping off her. Hubby asks "Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parka??", she replies "Hello....read the f........ tin, it says for best results put on two coats"!!!

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lol - havent heard that one before

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back!

A blonde with red ears went to the doctors. "What's happened to your ears?" asks the doctor. The blonde replies"I was ironing my pants when the phone rang and instead of the phone I accidentally picked the iron up". "Then what happened to the other ear" the doctor asked. "The son a b*tch called back" said the blonde.

LOL!!! good one1

2 blonde council workers turn up on the verge - 1 digs a hole the other fills it in - working hard all morning - guy passing says to 1 -i watched yous working hard all morning what are you doing - 1 blonde says well normally theres 3 of us but the one who plants the trees is off today"

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lol, all brill

yeah, all good - nice to have some jokes seeing as Taasda seems to be taking time off!

A Blonde's Bet

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the London Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead £50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the £50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'
The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet'.
So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'.
The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!

Blonde and the puzzle

A blond just finished a puzzle so she goes and tells a friend " I just got a puzzle done, it took me 3 months!"
"Well" the friend says "whats so special about that?"
The blond responded "because the box says 3 to 6 years."

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mrszerrouk;1817864

yeah, all good - nice to have some jokes seeing as Taasda seems to be … yeah, all good - nice to have some jokes seeing as Taasda seems to be taking time off!



yes where is taasda, not seen them about for a wee while
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