Found 5th Jun 2007
A Riddle For The Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.












What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )









The answer is: "A Last Name."

You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?

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very good

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lol! Thats was brilliant pavilion :giggle:

:giggle: :giggle: Enjoyed that!!! :giggle: :giggle:

Heard that one before took me about a minute but I remembered it in the end is a good one that

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hehehe

ha ha ha

good job you didnt ask us to post what we thought it was!:giggle:

Very good :giggle: :giggle:

This is my favourite one.....

There are two guardians, one by each door.
One guardian always tells the truth,
and the other guardian always lies.
You only have one question you are allowed to ask.
What one question can you ask a guardian to find out which door leads to heaven?















"If I asked the other guardian which door leads to heaven, what would he tell me?"



The door that the guardian specfies will be the one that leads to hell, so you know the other one leads to heaven.



This is because if you asked the guardian who tells the truth this question, he will tell the truth in that the other guardian will lie, and show you the door to hell. If you asked the guardian that always lies, he will lie by showing you the door to hell, because the other guardian would show you to door to heaven.
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