Found 22nd Sep 2008
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
>
> Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
>
> He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost
> certain to follow.
>
> 'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.
>
> 'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.
>
> This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run
> by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!'
>
> He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'
>
> One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his
> jog.
>
> As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince
> Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer
>
> And Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
> outings.. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.
>
> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he
> became even more apprehensive than usual.
>
> Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
> as she watched the pair jog past.
>
> Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:
>
> 'See what you get for five pounds, you tight b*****d?!'
>

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welcome back after that smack on the A***, but that was an amazingly funny joke

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dean3988;3029244

welcome back after that smack on the A***, but that was an amazingly … welcome back after that smack on the A***, but that was an amazingly funny joke



Dont understand my suspension, infractions for jokes but ok to condone the paedophilia:?

skusey;3029261

Dont understand my suspension, infractions for jokes but ok to condone … Dont understand my suspension, infractions for jokes but ok to condone the paedophilia:?


PBEAR!

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t0mm;3029281

PBEAR!



safer option?:x

skusey;3029329

safer option?:x


i don't get it

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t0mm;3029341

i don't get it



paedophilia is safer than my jokes

skusey;3029353

paedophilia is safer than my jokes


your joke wasn't even bad.(depending on which one it was)

PBEAR was over the line.
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