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    A Short Love Story

    At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.

    A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

    Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

    both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

    but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's

    pretend that we're married.

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.



    The End

    6 Comments

    :-D
    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    So true!:whistling:

    lol that was great! this might be the wrong use of rep but you're getting some!

    A thorough condemnation of this man is in order. His errors include:
    1. Inadequate preparation for the night i.e. not getting a spare blanket ready.
    2. Waking a total stranger in the middle of the night, when everyone knows that ladies need their beauty sleep.
    3. Making an apallingly inaccurate assumption.
    4. Breaking health and safety rules on air quality.
    I could go on but I am having an attack of the vapours.:whistling:

    Original Poster

    chesso;1622638

    A thorough condemnation of this man is in order. His errors include:2. … A thorough condemnation of this man is in order. His errors include:2. Waking a total stranger in the middle of the night, when everyone knows that ladies need their beauty sleep..:whistling:



    not Welsh ones. :-D

    taasda;1622721

    not Welsh ones. :-D


    http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/pink-sheep.gif
    You're so sweet.:)

    He he he........brilliant!!! :-D
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