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A thread A Day Keeps The Bordem Away...

Anybody else not like 26th of dec to round about the 5th of jan. all my gyms are closed, prices for going out are too much, not much to do but fap, watch movies, fap, sleep, maintain protein levels.

bright side is one of my gyms open friday and the other two on monday.

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Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a collage/workplace gym?

what you waiting for boy get out and run!!

bellabonkers;3899594

Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a … Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a collage/workplace gym?



Don't you mean montage?

too expensive for you to go out?

must say i miss martial arts like closed til about 10th jan :viking: swap fap for get laid and movies for running :thumbsup:

brightside.....im doing absolutely nothing at work

Bordem?

Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.

To help you on your way:

T is for Troll. (but you knew that anyway)

leefal;3899616

Don't you mean montage?



cheeky

I'm sure they'd open for YOU ?

why cant you pump iron at home ?

don't you have weights at home? you could go running for cardio.

or you could bake me a cake

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bellabonkers;3899594

Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a … Can't belive a gym would close ALL over the festive period? Is it a collage/workplace gym?


yeah one of them is a uni gym, thats weight i lift the heavy weights for the guns:-D
strike;3899617

too expensive for you to go out?


for my mates not me brah.
DAMNOME;3899647

I'm sure they'd open for YOU ?


u'd think so.
grex9101;3899632

Bordem?Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.To help you on … Bordem?Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.To help you on your way:T is for Troll. (but you knew that anyway)


ok thanks for the input, a book could be a good idea.

nicki3668;3899651

why cant you pump iron at home ?



His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?

grex9101;3899670

His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?



how do you know he is right handed ?

black gerbil1;3899663

for my mates not me brah.



I hate it when my mates are broke. We were going to go-karting this holidays but it would cost like £70 and but no one apart from me could afford it. :-(

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kungfu;3899628

must say i miss martial arts like closed til about 10th jan :viking: … must say i miss martial arts like closed til about 10th jan :viking: swap fap for get laid and movies for running :thumbsup:brightside.....im doing absolutely nothing at work


thats a long time, jeez!
nicki3668;3899651

why cant you pump iron at home ?



bellabonkers;3899657

don't you have weights at home? you could go running for cardio.or you … don't you have weights at home? you could go running for cardio.or you could bake me a cake


no weights at home, and im cutting so no cakes
Carley;3899662

Go for a drive in your £40k merc? or is your driver off too?(no hate brah)


good point, might go london tomorrow for some shopping, I may ring him.

sex is good exercise apparently!!

no wonder i have problems :lol:

loupomm;3899723

sex is good exercise apparently!!no wonder i have problems :lol:



no wonder bg1 goes to the gym!

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grex9101;3899632

Bordem?Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.To help you on … Bordem?Go read a dictionary. You might learn something.To help you on your way:T is for Troll. (but you knew that anyway)



grex9101;3899670

His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?



grex9101;3899748

no wonder bg1 goes to the gym!



I guess your here all night, even though I told everyone last night to end the h4te and beef? and call it a truce.

No young lady to keep you company?
What happened on the big Thursday night out?

black gerbil1;3899719

thats a long time, jeez!no weights at home, and im cutting so no … thats a long time, jeez!no weights at home, and im cutting so no cakesgood point, might go london tomorrow for some shopping, I may ring him.



do you have a spare tyre in your car ? they are dammed heavy

loupomm;3899723

sex is good exercise apparently!!no wonder i have problems :lol:



NO WONDER IV GOT SO FAT LOU !!!!

jeeeesh loool

You wouldn't need to maintain protein levels if you stopped fap****.

grex9101;3899670

His right arm gets more exercise than his left....... :?



isnt that what he means by fapping?

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chesso;3899792

No young lady to keep you company?What happened on the big Thursday night … No young lady to keep you company?What happened on the big Thursday night out?


one night stand brah
nicki3668;3899797

do you have a spare tyre in your car ? they are dammed heavy


nah I got AA insurance
Carley;3899857

Good idea, why not book a hotel room, hire a gigolo and stay for the … Good idea, why not book a hotel room, hire a gigolo and stay for the fireworks :thumbsup:


why hire a women gigolo when I can get em without money.
Abvance;3899926

You wouldn't need to maintain protein levels if you stopped fap****.


nah you need to keep eating protein to keep muscle mass.

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skusey;3900031

isnt that what he means by fapping?


nope
Carley;3900054

Who said anything about a women :?


Just cant help yourself can you :-(

black gerbil1;3900133

nopeIt is:w00t:Just cant help yourself can you :-(

Boring, nothing happening here

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skusey;3900311

Boring, nothing happening here



put up a joke thread.

black gerbil1;3900418

put up a joke thread.



you beat me to it with your spelling
(bordem):w00t::w00t::w00t:

black gerbil1;3900039

nah I got AA insurance



The law states you still need a spare if I remember correctly.

lolage i turn up to this place and no1s there so i wait...i have the guys number from the site so i ring after 20mins.....lolage they not open tuesdays......monday, wednesdays and fridays...wont b open tomoz ill go friday tho and submit a few noobs.

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thesaint;3900551

The law states you still need a spare if I remember correctly.


ah thanks for that, they will prob bust me anyway, not like they can catch real criminals.
acecatcher3;3900585

lolage i turn up to this place and no1s there so i wait...i have the guys … lolage i turn up to this place and no1s there so i wait...i have the guys number from the site so i ring after 20mins.....lolage they not open tuesdays......monday, wednesdays and fridays...wont b open tomoz ill go friday tho and submit a few noobs.


so its only once a week? how are you going to become the next ufc fighta!

black gerbil1;3901095

ah thanks for that, they will prob bust me anyway, not like they can … ah thanks for that, they will prob bust me anyway, not like they can catch real criminals. so its only once a week? how are you going to become the next ufc fighta!



soz i worded it wrong lol

they arent open tuesdays

they are open :

mondays
wednesdays
fridays

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acecatcher3;3901106

soz i worded it wrong lolthey arent open tuesdaysthey are open :mondays … soz i worded it wrong lolthey arent open tuesdaysthey are open :mondays wednesdaysfridays


lol i knew you wouldn't go.

fail.

you could always do some housework - that will burn off some calories :whistling:
did you get any christmas presents in the end?

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cheerleader;3901590

you could always do some housework - that will burn off some calories … you could always do some housework - that will burn off some calories :whistling:did you get any christmas presents in the end?


but thats womens work.:roll:

nope no presents. :?

For once someone else has the same viewpoint, chores are for woman.

black gerbil1;3901670

but thats womens work.:roll:


:x
black gerbil1;3901670

nope no presents. :?


awww sorry to hear that :-(

strike;3901699

For once someone else has the same viewpoint, chores are for woman.


:x

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