A tribute to the Hoffmeister, Aka Michael Knight

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Found 21st Mar 2006

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Are they being sarcastic??

The Hoff is indeed, god.

You are either evil or German.

I prefer to think the former.

The horror of the existance of that album will haunt my dreams tonight, and for the rest of my life...


:evil:

What I'd like to know is why uiaman was reading about this in the first place lol

No excuses like it was for Mother's Day accepted

You've given him an excuse now Ray!! Thare's a LOT of reviews for that. The really sad thing is that they all seem to be written in a similar style - somebody has way too much free time on his hands!!

somebody has way too much free time on his hands!!


Hasselhoff of time :roll: next thing you know they'll be talking to their car hehe

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Woooaa Slow down...I hope you dont think I made these reviews up?

As its Friday tomorrow I will treat you all to the next instalment designed to keep the hoffmeisters spirit alive.

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[url]www.waxhoff.com[/url] enjoy!

Editor

:lol: Ehhhhhhhhhh gross!! http://bestsmileys.com/puking/2.gif :lol:

uiaman

www.waxhoff.com enjoy!



i think i ripped off his nipple.

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rated.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/emmajk42/dh.jpg [size=6]!!![/size]

>>>here<<<

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/952/995905hasselhoffianrecursion5e.gif

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nice... I mean Yuck!!

Editor

Ohhhhh.... i'm gonna need some serious therapy after seeing that! http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/1.gif

:lol: What?? It's not really his dinglies... it's just Hoffman again. Then again, you might need some therapy just for that.

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DHL would be proud of that package.

Editor

What?? It's not really his dinglies... it's just Hoffman again



I know its not his dinglies :lol: That man just creeps me out! He does actually make me feel sick, the fake tan overdose ... the cheesy grin ... he is like a well preened ape!

You guys are going to end up on some kind of "Register"!

And I don't mean the nice kind theregister.co.uk/

Colonel "Bat" Guano said it best "I think you're some kind of deviated prevert"

Viva Sellers! petersellers.com/


:evil:

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Give me the...wheres the..give me..give me the gun..give me the gun now.

...Hooked on feeling YEAH I'm in love with you BABYYY...Hooked on a feeling...

OH MY GOD IVE GONE CROSSEYED.

http://www.igloolounge.net/pictures/dec05/davidkong.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/45/150667521_19045e71bb_o.gif

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http://thehoff.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/_hoff_lrg_231-767935.gif

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http://thehoff.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/_hoff_lrg_236-759890.gif

THAT SOAP DISPENSER IS BRILLIANT!

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http://static.flickr.com/27/64114060_46f790cfe1.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/32/51744779_d789b14049.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/33/59093326_af554b0411.jpg

LOL. They're great! Did you know Hoffmeister is an actual name: google it and lots of randon blokes come up...!

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http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5362/fileagydeplk6oknq1db.jpg

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My personal favourite:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5645/fileagykpoxmeebd11sz.jpg

http://www.lovethehoff.com/images/hoff_lrg_084.gif
http://the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/AntiHoff.jpg

Another video, of a kerb crawler...!

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[COLOR=blue]YOU LOT ARE MAD But brilliant just brilliant so many smiles i am having me thinks rivers of tears are flowing down my cheeks i am falllllllllllllllllling of my chair.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]dont hthink this 1 has been posted.[/COLOR]
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That's a good one chambo! Shows how much of a sport the hoff is. He's class.

Who the hell started the Cult of 'Hoff? Some of those CD reviews are hilarious.

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar. He says to the barman, “From now on I want to be known as Hoff”.

Barman says, “Sure David, No hassel.”
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