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    A VERY WISE MAN

    For all those ladies over 40

    As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. .

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger
    counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

    You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

    Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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    love it :giggle:

    :giggle: Seems to be true (I am a 40 year old woman!) :thumbsup:

    You like women who are not self-centered and look a little 'weathered' - well I am sorry mate but neither AGE or GENDER effects this, sure it might INFLUENCE it, but your generalisations are as small-minded as the target of your accusations.

    Still I would rather be small minded in this way than any number of others, and if you are happy then good on ya

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    LRGM;3533973

    You like women who are not self-centered and look a little 'weathered' - … You like women who are not self-centered and look a little 'weathered' - well I am sorry mate but neither AGE or GENDER effects this, sure it might INFLUENCE it, but your generalisations are as small-minded as the target of your accusations.Still I would rather be small minded in this way than any number of others, and if you are happy then good on ya



    My husband totally agrees with the "wise man"

    But then again........he has to, or else!

    I'll find out in ... some time (Im 25)

    Hehe, I am sure he does!

    The point I was trying to make was that some people are shallow and others are not.

    LRGM;3534232

    Hehe, I am sure he does!The point I was trying to make was that some … Hehe, I am sure he does!The point I was trying to make was that some people are shallow and others are not.



    id agree , way too much man hateing generalisations , respect towards others is about realisation created out of maturity not out of sexual genetic disposition , theres no way ill ever feel sorry for my sexual orientation

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    FGS lighten up, it's the weekend :w00t:

    It isn't a statement of fact. :roll:

    but one of those where you sometimes find a little part relates to you......and makes you smile. If you are not female and over 40, it probably won't.

    I agree, it is not due to gender but character and personality and most men I know don't even like football. Yes it is not PC but far milder than most on here,

    Oh and by the way, it was sent to me by a 43 yr old woman whose husband left her (with 3 kids), for a younger model. No maintenance or contact except through solicitors (51, she is 26). I know that there are far more decent men in the world, than turds like him and thankfully.....and there is always more than one side to every story.

    But,......it is a fact that far more men go off with younger women, than women go off with younger men.

    We can all cite our own personal experiences if you want but that's not what I come here for. Good deals and light relief and help out if I can (because people have helped me out). At least my friend in her situation still seems to have a sense of humour so whatever happens she will cope, she doesn't have a choice :thumbsup:
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