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    After 2 months of no rugby my bum has now gone all orange peel on me

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    How do I get rid of my chubby chops please?

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    Play rugby

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    cannyscot;7958358

    Play rugby



    Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried they'll see my orange peel ass in the showers

    lumoruk;7958376

    Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried … Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried they'll see my orange peel ass in the showers



    Ok you have two options.

    1 Wear a penguin mask in the shower - that way attention will be taken away from your butt

    2 When you get into the shower announce in a loud voice, 'Nice *****'
    The showers will empty immediately and you'll be able to wash up in peace.

    Fatty, cut down on the pies.

    cannyscot;7958425

    Ok you have two options.1 Wear a penguin mask in the shower - that way … Ok you have two options.1 Wear a penguin mask in the shower - that way attention will be taken away from your butt2 When you get into the shower announce in a loud voice, 'Nice *****'The showers will empty immediately and you'll be able to wash up in peace.


    Your a nutter lolz! Peeing myself laffing! :oops:

    lumoruk;7958376

    Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried … Going Tuesday, but I've been off with a mashed up knee. I'm worried they'll see my orange peel ass in the showers



    I just wouldn't drop the soap;-)

    drink plenty of water

    Remember, your mouth is this big O and your bottom hole is this big o

    Fatty fatty bum bum

    Original Poster Banned

    Lulu'sMammy;7958831

    Fatty fatty bum bum



    Yes but its still smaller than yours

    lumoruk;7959134

    Yes but its still smaller than yours


    You sit on yours all day for a job, apart from when you pretend to do a patrol of the big bad fence! ;-)

    Do men actually get this ? Thought it was a women thing !!!

    ChrisUK;7959221

    Do men actually get this ? Thought it was a women thing !!!


    Says it all..... ;-)

    Original Poster Banned

    Lulu'sMammy;7959149

    You sit on yours all day for a job, apart from when you pretend to do a … You sit on yours all day for a job, apart from when you pretend to do a patrol of the big bad fence! ;-)



    Maybe i should start using my 1.5hrs a week gym allowance. Thank you army garrison. I'll do some lunges you can watch if you like.
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