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    A nice little i received this afternoon that i thought I'd share with everyone

    Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

    'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least



    seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.


    'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all trace of this horse manure

    from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

    I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good

    appetite,

    Because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of

    'Broke' do You not understand?

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    Original Poster

    Sorry :oops: Please forgive me:thumbsup:

    Abz;3506352

    Sorry :oops: Please forgive me:thumbsup:


    Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday & now I am afraid you must be punished .. .. :-D

    snowtiger;3506398

    Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday & now I am afraid you … Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday & now I am afraid you must be punished .. .. :-D


    LMAOG

    Original Poster

    snowtiger;3506398

    Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday & now I am afraid you … Sorry this is not possible as it is Wednesday & now I am afraid you must be punished .. .. :-D



    Oh Please Sir....Otherwise i wont be able to sleep at night!!!!!!

    Forgive me!!!!!!!!:p

    Read each of the following lines out loud.

    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is an old cat
    This is idiot cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat

    Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.

    Spod;3506827

    Read each of the following lines out loud.This is this catThis is is … Read each of the following lines out loud.This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is an old catThis is idiot catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds catNow, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.


    I managed it in 20 seconds so I read it all twice.

    Original Poster

    snowtiger;3507028

    I managed it in 20 seconds so I read it all twice.



    Well done....We should give you a Blue Peter badge!!!:p

    Spod;3506827

    Read each of the following lines out loud.This is this catThis is is … Read each of the following lines out loud.This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is an old catThis is idiot catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds catI DID IT IN 20:thumbsup:Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.

    lol very good

    Great joke. Passed around - thanks.
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