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    agony aunt..tell me your problems....jim'll fix it for you..

    what you wanna discuss..let me help you with your problems...anything at all...

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    I would like to make coffee, can't be bothered to move from sofa :oops: Could you come over please?

    Original Poster

    Marina;6745998

    I would like to make coffee, can't be bothered to move from sofa :oops: … I would like to make coffee, can't be bothered to move from sofa :oops: Could you come over please?



    yes..milk and sugar?

    mamamia7;6746045

    yes..milk and sugar?


    Yes please lots of milk and 1 sugar.:)

    Marina;6745998

    I would like to make coffee, can't be bothered to move from sofa :oops: … I would like to make coffee, can't be bothered to move from sofa :oops: Could you come over please?



    Nice avatar, have some rep :thumbsup:

    mamamia7;6746045

    yes..milk and sugar?



    and have some rep yerself for lying on the sunbed too long:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    Marina;6746057

    Yes please lots of milk and 1 sugar.:)



    all done..thats one problem solved..you should call me jim'll fix it.

    I have a problem with my mother in law?

    Ever since I locked her in the cellar she wont shut up... how can I make her be quiet?

    Someone stole my last rolo...what will I do:x

    Bully;6746067

    Nice avatar, have some rep :thumbsup:



    Bully;6746075

    and have some rep yerself for lying on the sunbed too long:thumbsup:



    Thanks for the rep:) You're avvy is too gory. :w00t:


    mamamia7;6746078

    all done..thats one problem solved..you should call me jim'll fix it.



    No coffee in sight, but I shall call you jim'll fix it:p

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6746090

    I have a problem with my mother in law?Ever since I locked her in the … I have a problem with my mother in law?Ever since I locked her in the cellar she wont shut up... how can I make her be quiet?



    put a sock in her mouth and tape it shut!! if all else fails drug her.

    ClarityofMind;6746090

    I have a problem with my mother in law?Ever since I locked her in the … I have a problem with my mother in law?Ever since I locked her in the cellar she wont shut up... how can I make her be quiet?



    Shout even louder than her:thumbsup:

    weepapa;6746098

    Someone stole my last rolo...what will I do:x



    Sorry:oops: I'll get one for you later:-D

    Original Poster

    weepapa;6746098

    Someone stole my last rolo...what will I do:x



    beat them..that wasnt nice.

    Original Poster

    Marina;6746116

    Shout even louder than her:thumbsup:Sorry:oops: I'll get one for you … Shout even louder than her:thumbsup:Sorry:oops: I'll get one for you later:-D



    err excuse me..im jim!!!!lol

    mamamia7;6746135

    err excuse me..im jim!!!!lol


    Nice to meet you jim:-D

    mamamia7;6746112

    put a sock in her mouth and tape it shut!! if all else fails drug her.



    I was thinking more of letting her free but oh gosh if you insiiiiiiiiiiist.

    I need an agony aunt but i don't know how to word my problem

    faevilangel;6746154

    I need an agony aunt but i don't know how to word my problem



    Oh goodness.. you just have to ASK her :roll:;-)

    ClarityofMind;6746163

    Oh goodness.. you just have to ASK her :roll:;-)



    lol .......... not in that department :whistling: well not yet

    Dear Deidre,

    Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even though i didnt go out. I'm still sitting here in my frock thinking "this is soooo comfortable.."

    Do you think the guys at my regular 5 a sides would hate it if i turned up in a frock every week, even if i still wear football boots?

    makershaker;6746180

    Dear Deidre,Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even … Dear Deidre,Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even though i didnt go out. I'm still sitting here in my frock thinking "this is soooo comfortable.."Do you think the guys at my regular 5 a sides would hate it if i turned up in a frock every week, even if i still wear football boots?



    be open about yourself ... You will just regret it later.... if they are decent men, they will take you for who you are :thumbsup:

    I have a serious problem. Was at a funeral yesterday and broke wind i.e farted very loud and everyone heard and knew it was me. Now I am too ashamed to go out in my village.

    How should I deal with this?

    faevilangel;6746188

    be open about yourself ... You will just regret it later.... if they are … be open about yourself ... You will just regret it later.... if they are decent men, they will take you for who you are :thumbsup:


    You're not jim:-D

    Marina;6746201

    You're not jim:-D



    i'm jim's ghost writer :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6746139

    I was thinking more of letting her free but oh gosh if you … I was thinking more of letting her free but oh gosh if you insiiiiiiiiiiist.



    yeah more fun!

    makershaker;6746180

    Dear Deidre,Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even … Dear Deidre,Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even though i didnt go out. I'm still sitting here in my frock thinking "this is soooo comfortable.."Do you think the guys at my regular 5 a sides would hate it if i turned up in a frock every week, even if i still wear football boots?



    faevilangel;6746188

    be open about yourself ... You will just regret it later.... if they are … be open about yourself ... You will just regret it later.... if they are decent men, they will take you for who you are :thumbsup:



    lmaoooooo :giggle:

    Original Poster

    faevilangel;6746154

    I need an agony aunt but i don't know how to word my problem


    go ahead..im here to help.
    makershaker;6746180

    Dear Deidre,Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even … Dear Deidre,Seen as its Halloween tonight i dressed as a woman even though i didnt go out. I'm still sitting here in my frock thinking "this is soooo comfortable.."Do you think the guys at my regular 5 a sides would hate it if i turned up in a frock every week, even if i still wear football boots?


    good for you..nothing wrong with that i often wear mens clothes.

    bossyboots;6746196

    I have a serious problem. Was at a funeral yesterday and broke wind i.e … I have a serious problem. Was at a funeral yesterday and broke wind i.e farted very loud and everyone heard and knew it was me. Now I am too ashamed to go out in my village.How should I deal with this?


    blame someone else or a squeaky shoe

    Marina;6746201

    You're not jim:-D


    damn right

    faevilangel;6746210

    i'm jim's ghost writer :thumbsup:


    oh ok

    sadiebabes;6746216

    lmaoooooo :giggle:



    sadieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    Hey gorgeous! How are you lovely :thumbsup:

    Dear, Mamamia7

    Can you help me with "erectile dysfunction" Please :oops:

    renown;6746250

    Dear, Mamamia7Can you help me with "erectile dysfunction" Please :oops:



    I bet I can :w00t:

    Original Poster

    renown;6746250

    Dear, Mamamia7Can you help me with "erectile dysfunction" Please :oops:



    by looking at your avi you dont have much problem in that department!

    ClarityofMind;6746258

    I bet I can :w00t:



    Oh that was quick :w00t:

    mamamia7;6746267

    by looking at your avi you dont have much problem in that department!



    No thanks it seems it was a slight cramp problem which Clarity kindly sorted out:-D But thanks fo your reply:whistling:

    renown;6746288

    Oh that was quick :w00t:



    Isn't that what the woman usually says? Followed by this face>>> :x

    Original Poster

    glad to be of assistance..do call again

    sadiebabes;6746305

    Isn't that what the woman usually says? Followed by this face>>> :x:p



    :cry: Oh now evrey one know's:whistling:
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