Ah ha me hearties

    international talk like a pirate day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    arrrgghh that be rioght!

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    Why are pirates called pirates???

    They just ARRRRRRRR

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    how do pirates navigate at night?

    by the stARRRRRs

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    what part of the opera do pirates like best?

    The ARRRRRRias!

    What does a pirate knit with?


    shiver me timbarrrrrrs!


    shiver me timbers!

    That an offer? ;-) :whistling:


    That an offer? ;-) :whistling:

    arrrrrrrrrrrrg! Id have you walking that there plank, me young hearties! arrrghhh!

    How do pirates get to work?

    By caaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What's a pirate's favorite instrument?

    His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)

    What's a pirate's favorite car?


    How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

    An arm and a leg!

    Where does a pirate keep his loose change?

    In a jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    (We'll soon run out of letters from the alphabet:giggle: )


    Where does a pirate go on holiday?

    Anywhere that's faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    I once asked a pirate why they never close the door behind themselves?
    Apparently they prefer them ajarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    When docked for supplies surely the majority of swashbucklers go to Spaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr?


    Two pirates walk into a baaaaarrrr, you would have thought one of them would have seen it.

    What does a sheep pirate say?


    SSqquaaaaarrrrrrrrrK ...pieces of eight!

    Yarrrrrrrr harrrrrrrr

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    OMG i actually clicked on that link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What's a pirate's fave fruit?

    A banaaaarnaaaaa
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