Amusing Translator

Found 8th May 2008
Amusing Translator

How is everyone on HUKD today? Having fun?

'oy is everyone on 'ukd the-day? 'avin' craic? (Irish)
'a is everyone on 'ukd today? 'avin' fan? (Cockney)
How iz everyone on hukd today? havin wicked? Is it coz I is black? (Ali G)
'ow is everyone ed 'ukd terdee? 'av'n fun? (Scouse)
Ha is everyone on hukd the'da? havin fun? (Geordi)
Hoo is a' fowk oan hukd the-day? havin' fin? (Scottish)
Well I say - hoh is everyone ohn hukd todeay? having geay? (Posh)
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Aiii I fink dis translata yous as found iz well wicked. I iz gonna fe real dig meself wiv dis fanks bruva
here are quite a few of them around
forgot which one it is there s one on that trnaslates into cartoon characters as well
or elma fudds
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I'm trying to trip up the Geordie one but for the most part it seems fairly accurate, couple of slight miss spellings/soundings but nothing major. Like if you type Sunderland into it it says Mackems rather than scum. :whistling:
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