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    An old flame just called.............

    This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.

    'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

    'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!'

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    Then she giggled and said, 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!'

    So I told her to sod off

    44 Comments

    lol - funny

    i occasionally look up old friends etc, which is one of the good things about the internet. it takes courage to look people up and get in touch. it doesnt seem that cool to me to treat someone like that. no one can have too many friends,i know that from experience.

    just a thought maybe u could think of contacting her just saying sorry but no thanks. might work off some of those excess calories.

    good luck.

    Typical male

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Good joke.

    :lol:

    Lol I thought this was gonna be serious, a lady aquaintance of mine has been texting me lately - I've been ignoring her for weeks :oops:

    Banned

    lmfaooo legend, repped

    Banned

    128plant;4057821

    i occasionally look up old friends etc, which is one of the good things … i occasionally look up old friends etc, which is one of the good things about the internet. it takes courage to look people up and get in touch. it doesnt seem that cool to me to treat someone like that. no one can have too many friends,i know that from experience. just a thought maybe u could think of contacting her just saying sorry but no thanks. might work off some of those excess calories. good luck.



    uhm what are you on about?:?

    alpha

    128plant;4057821

    i occasionally look up old friends etc, which is one of the good things … i occasionally look up old friends etc, which is one of the good things about the internet. it takes courage to look people up and get in touch. it doesnt seem that cool to me to treat someone like that. no one can have too many friends,i know that from experience. just a thought maybe u could think of contacting her just saying sorry but no thanks. might work off some of those excess calories. good luck.



    It's a joke!

    Banana79;4058099

    It's a joke!



    see jokes on her usually end with lol, dont they? got too much time on my hands. must ring some old mates and get told to sod off too. lol

    Banned

    128plant;4058142

    see jokes on her usually end with lol, dont they? got too much time on my … see jokes on her usually end with lol, dont they? got too much time on my hands. must ring some old mates and get told to sod off too. lol



    ohh man you didnt realise it was a joke.... LOL thats even funnier than the joke itself

    DangerGod;4058059

    uhm what are you on about?:?



    talking exercises muscles to get some fat off, hes got excess he says, as does walking to the phone. going to take some happy pills. lol. later folks...

    can never be sure of jokes on her, take something as joke get mods, take it serious still get mods, can you win, better chance lottery. you got the strange logo, not me, perhaps you fooled more than me pal???

    nessynoo01;4057824

    Typical male



    funny to some, maybe not others... good debate, another coolio

    robtallica;4058008

    Lol I thought this was gonna be serious, a lady aquaintance of mine has … Lol I thought this was gonna be serious, a lady aquaintance of mine has been texting me lately - I've been ignoring her for weeks :oops:



    That always happens to me...pmsl:w00t:

    deb8z;4058219

    That always happens to me...pmsl:w00t:



    Hope you don't mean like in this instance:

    I'm not replying to her cos she's a mean b1tch:x

    deb8z;4058219

    That always happens to me...pmsl:w00t:



    pmt or bargain basement, lol

    I meant my texts getting ignored always happens,fink i talk too much:w00t:

    128plant;4058856

    pmt or bargain basement, lol



    I don't get that:w00t:

    Banned

    128plant is mad..... CONFIRMED



    (keep posting!!!!)

    Its like the twilight zone:w00t:

    It is :w00t:

    I'm obsessed with this smiley :w00t:it makes me laugh everytime i see it,gawd,i'm losing the plot

    deb8z;4059617

    I'm obsessed with this smiley :w00t:it makes me laugh everytime i see … I'm obsessed with this smiley :w00t:it makes me laugh everytime i see it,gawd,i'm losing the plot



    I like :lol: the most, cute and cheeky.

    I like rows of my favourite ones and I wish that I could have seven.
    :roll::w00t::o:viking::evil:

    only funny if true imo

    I can't do my own smileys,i'm dense with photobucket etc lol

    robtallica;4059628

    I like :lol: the most, cute and cheeky.



    You think that smiley is cute ??? hmmm

    kungfu;4059640

    only funny if true imo



    I liked post 3 the most:

    ]http//ww…t=3

    deb8z;4059659

    You think that smiley is cute ??? hmmm



    lol why would I lie about a smiley:roll:

    Yeah, it's easily my most used one.

    So there! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    It's not cute though.

    I didnt mean it was a lie,just doesnt look very cute:w00t:

    chesso;4059712

    It's not cute though.



    Exactly,..lol

    OMG i've hit a thousand posts:w00t:

    chesso;4059712

    It's not cute though.



    Be like that! grumpy guts:w00t:

    Congrats on 1000 posts deb8z

    You shouldn't be congratulating me,it means i post too much,arrghhh somebody stop meeeeeeeeee

    deb8z;4059836

    You shouldn't be congratulating me,it means i post too much,arrghhh … You shouldn't be congratulating me,it means i post too much,arrghhh somebody stop meeeeeeeeee



    This may stop you, me naked and :w00t:

    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    deb8z;4059929

    :w00t::w00t::w00t:



    Love you too, babe :thumbsup:
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