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    an oldie, but a goodie

    A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious
    nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad.

    In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

    One day, as they drove along, she remarked about his slow driving
    habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a
    game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive,
    I'll remove one piece of clothing."

    He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

    He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60, off
    came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

    Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster
    than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control
    of the car. He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped
    the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was
    trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck.

    "Go up to the road and get help," he said.

    "But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

    The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

    "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he
    told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

    Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the
    road, he pulled over to hear her story.

    "My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't
    pull him out!"

    The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs,
    replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope
    for him."

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    Brilliant. :w00t:

    Havent heard that one - thats a good one. Reminds me of the crotchless panties joke.

    :giggle: :lol:

    :giggle::w00t:

    :giggle:

    :giggle:
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