Ann Summers recall sex toy as prolonged use may cause damage....

SuperEd
Might put Harry Potter out of a job....

Notices have been put up inside stores across the country advertising a ‘precautionary recall’ on their Black Power Wand vibrators

“The product complies with all relevant CE safety testing standards, but we have taken this voluntary measure in response to a very small number of isolated reports that the wires in the cord have become exposed at the base of the product over a long period of use.

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“See in store for more information on how to return your product back to Ann Summers.

“Alternatively you can contact a member of their customer services team at [email protected]annsummers.com or call 0333 440 6969.

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That's a return process I would not like to witness. oO
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I thought the electric shocks are part of the procedure, didn't know it is part of the quality?

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mixmixi

I thought the electric shocks are part of the procedure, didn't know it … I thought the electric shocks are part of the procedure, didn't know it is part of the quality?



Think you've been using it wrong mate (_;)

That's a return process I would not like to witness. oO

Greedy ********
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mixmixi

I thought the electric shocks are part of the procedure, didn't know it … I thought the electric shocks are part of the procedure, didn't know it is part of the quality?



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BuzzDuraband

Think you've been using it wrong mate (_;)


I see no use for these if there are no such shocks included. X)
Edited by: "mixmixi" 7th Feb

Cenobite

That's a return process I would not like to witness. oO



Or handle (_;)

As an ex- Ann Summers employee you will never know the horrors a returns bag can hold. There were times i wore 2 pairs of latex gloves and still felt that wasnt enough. There were days i bathed in anti-bacterial handwash lol

goonertillidie

Notices have been put up inside stores

So what was the OP doing inside the store to get the photo of the recall?

Banned

I certainly wouldnt want to be working in their returns department

YouDontWantToKnow

I certainly wouldnt want to be working in their returns department


To be sold as REFURBISHED soon with slight marks.
https://www.welchallyn.com/content/dam/welchallyn/images/Product-Images/Factory%20Refurbished/Factory-Refurb-logo.jpg
Edited by: "splender" 7th Feb

dommydarling

As an ex- Ann Summers employee you will never know the horrors a returns … As an ex- Ann Summers employee you will never know the horrors a returns bag can hold. There were times i wore 2 pairs of latex gloves and still felt that wasnt enough. There were days i bathed in anti-bacterial handwash lol


Hastily do refund with no question asked, I suppose, lol!

lul.......hhuhu......lul.......

"member"

lul

splender

Hastily do refund with no question asked, I suppose, lol!



Even still you have to transfer the contents to a Wee recycle bag before it goes to head office. This is usually when the tongs come in handy!

This could be a sticky situation.

Thank you

123thisisme

So what was the OP doing inside the store to get the photo of the recall?


Shopping?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sEf5rzs_4Zo/Ud4wmAfWt3I/AAAAAAAADtI/yhixGxSOPZg/s1600/topsecret03ij3.jpg

I wondered why there 7 cats sniffing round the pillar box this morning...

I wondered why there were 7 cats sniffing round the pillar box this morning? (better!)

we are witnessing a priceless moment in the unfolding of he universe. i believe there were problems with uranus a while back. sorry had to

123thisisme

So what was the OP doing inside the store to get the photo of the recall?


Yeah, weird isn't it. Surely everyone uses the website?

(/sarcasm. What a sheltered life you must lead!!)

which hole does it go in ?

Probably best laugh of the day but probably not funny for the person on the receiving end!
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