Found 4th Feb 2009
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twot?'

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fa**y, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

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reminds me of my first job as a elevator operator
It had its ups and downs...

My wife told me that since she got pregnant, she worries that I will not fancy her anymore because she is getting fat. She worries that I will leave her and go off with someone younger and slimmer.
She asked me what my biggest fear was.
"Bears," I told her.

I never realised how much of a geek I was.

Last night, when my girlfriend was too far up the bed, I told her to "scroll down".

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

turn it upside down


The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day


Such a pane.

HA Ha :w00t:


all very good.:thumbsup:


snow.The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

Best one of the lot :-D

lovin it!!
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